Programmers were inserting Chuck Norris into DOA2, they later found a glitch, every button makes Chuck Norris do a roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris came in the next day and said, "That's no glitch".
The White House was all good and quiet, when suddenly there was a loud rucus coming from the president's office. The vice president came inside and found him jumping up and down with glee and whooping around with happiness.
"What's going on Mr. President?"
"I've just completed a jigsaw puzzle in record time!"
"How do you figure?"
"Well, the box said 3-5 years, but I've completed it in 5 months!"
When nasa started putting astronauts in space they discovered a ballpoint pen would not work, so it took a decade and 12 billion dollars to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater and on almost any surface
There was once a man. One day, the man was told that he had won a hotel. There was a problem though, he did not know what to name the hotel. So he decided he would take a walk, and the first thing that he saw he would name his hotel after. So, he took a walk and the first thing he saw was a hairy, hairy butt. So he named his hotel hairy hairy butt. Later, the man won the again...only this time he won again. Just like the last time, he did not know what to name his prize. So he decided to take a walk, and the first thing he saw he would name his dog. So he took a walk and the first thing that he saw was a hole. So he named his dog hole.
Later, the man could not find his dog. After hours of looking, he sat down on a bench, quite distressed. A guy walking by saw how sad he was and asked what was wrong, the man replied: "I looked all over my hairy hairy butt, but i still can not find my hole".
