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dinoman979
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Make the funniest story and we rate it.The funniest wins.

Rules
Make it funny
Thats it

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dinoman979
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Use this one,sorry for double topicing....

Kipdon
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Once upon a time, a fish out of water screamed, "WHERE'S MAH TV!?!" and peed in his pants. Then a French guy who was .000000000000000000000000000000000001/1 Antarctican, so he walked in the room and drank cheese coffee while he watched the fish peeing, then he said, "lulz u iz funni u funi funi fischyz" now, in these days, the fattest iceberg was the best iceberg, so there was a polar bear wearing a moustache that was judging the icebergs' fatness. Mr. Senor Poleer Beer Bear said, "i r veri sad becuz my mama is an iceberg. Later that day, in Ohio, a kid was playing Adventure Quest and said, "NO!!!! Why won't this ******* game load!?!" "Server is full THIS!" and the kid used the potty on the computer, his mom came in and mailed him to Africa where Madagascar 1,098,564,131 was filmed.
THE END!

dinoman979
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Sorta funny it made me laugh a little at adventure quest part but didnt make me "ROFL" so 6/10

slliM
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...4/10

All my funny stories are inappropriate...

They don't belong on a PG-13 forum...

Kipdon
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I has anuther one:

Twice upon a time, there was a... uh... a dog wearing a diaper who liked eating schwolly cheese more than anything else. He eventually was arrested, fined, and sent to a psychiatrist. "Ok, do you know WHY you are here, Mr. uh... Klock?" the psychiatrist asked sternly. "Is it for a cheese party?" the dog asked. "NO! IT'S TO KICK YOUR CHEESE OBSESSION YOU RETARD!" shouted the psychiatrist. The dog looked cold, he said, "CHEESE?!?" the psychiatrist tossed the dog out the window, and then dropped a rock, a Baby Grand Piano, 15 flower pots, a chair, a desk, a psychiatrist, a-. He fell out the window, all of the junk he threw out of the window landed on the dog and the dog released cheese sauce out of I don't wanna know where, and the psychiatrist got into a street fight with him, thus Tekken 12 was born.
Everyone passing by then had a strange need to use the bathroom, and later had the sudden urge to drink from a toilet, TOILET, ToIlEt, tOiLeT.
Conclusion- Psychiatrist was taken to an asylum.
Dog was assassinated by a block of atomic cheese.
Everyone else died to death.
THE END sign was tossed out the window and broke so it can't be displayed.
Chuck Norris ate a live monkey.
Norris Chuck monkeyed a live ate.
You do not want to know what that means!
We are fixing the THE END sign.
You must continue reading until we fix it.
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THE END
dinoman979
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8/10 THAT is what i want!

Kipdon
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You want a story like that?

dinoman979
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Just make it funny kipdon

bigbrain
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Once Arnold met Bob.
Arnold says:"What's up?"
Bob says:"What's up?"
Arnold says:"What's up?"
Bob says:"What's up?"
Arnold says:"What's up?"
Bob says:"What's up?"
Arnold says:"What's up?"
Bob says:"What's up?"
Arnold says:"What's up?"
Bob says:"What's up?"
Arnold says:"What's up?"
Bob says:"What's up?"
Arnold says:"What's up?"
Bob says:"What's up?"
Arnold says:"What's up?"
Bob says:"What's up?"
Arnold says:"What's up?"
Bob says:"What's up?"
Arnold says:"What's up?"
Bob says:"What's up?"

Bob punches Arnold.

***THE END***
Lol it is sooooo funny! 8D

dinoman979
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i liked the part when bob punched arnold and that is it.
6/10

bigbrain
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A bird flyed home. When it got there, there was no nest!

***THE END***

LOL, this is so funny! XD

dinoman979
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Funny how you be so stupid to think thats funny 4/10

Kipdon
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Twuz da nite b4 Christmas,
And a|| thru da hows,
Not a creetur wuz sturring,
Not evn a mows.

Da childen waz nestld,
All sng in ther beds,
Wile visuns uf sugerplumbs,
Dansed in ther heds.

That's the story of Christmas, and it's 100% true, it isn't a lie, as true as the sea blue. (Sailor terms ftw!)

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IAMMERCY
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once upon a time kipdon STFUand didn't post anymore retarded stories

THE END

bigbrain
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Lol that's funny! So FUNNY!

Bob was walking home and fell in a hole!
***THE END***

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! XD

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