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Posted Dec 6, '08 at 4:02am

Ogt2

Ogt2

293 posts

In addition to Armor Characters Adventures, I had an idea of making these series about chatroom stories which, one by one, will be funnier and will all be totally unrelated.

Story 1 (Part 1): WARNING: The beggining may be boring, but read until the end, maybe you will like it, but if i wasted your time, we will see later.

Intro: Ogt2, Floodkiller, CyboDeath, GeckaWeot and a few other people are in a silent chatroom named: The Van
Ogt2: ...
Ogt2: *uber scilence*
Ogt2: Whoops! I killed the chat XD!
joyomama: hehe
Ogt2: Oh, looks like i didn't :(
1danny2000: Well, for now it's silent...
Floodkiller: *casts Level 65 Ressurection on chat*
GeckaWeot: lawl
Floodkiller: oops, I forgot, im a necromancer D:
CybeDeath: lololol
Floodkiller: umm
Ogt2: nOO!!
cennot and Ogt2: We're all gonna die!!
Floodkiller: have fun as the living dead?
Ogt2: Well, I am dead already...
CyboDeath: how??
GeckaWeot: Brainz?
Ogt2: OOOh, maybe
CyboDeath: well, im alive :)
CyboDeath: or am i?
Floodkiller: Hmm...
Floodkiller: *life taps cybodeath*
Floodkiller: Now you ar
Ogt2: Yeah, but one things for sure...
Ogt2: I'm dead
Ogt2: oh, wait, i don't think i am
Ogt2: or maybe i am...
Ogt2: dunno...
Floodkiller: *casts AoE Death Touch*
Floodkiller: there, settled
Floodkiller: all dead
Ogt2: *dies while already dead*
CyboDeath: im alive :)
GeckaWeot: Qping in the Van? How peculiar
GeckaWeot: R...RPing...
GeckaWeot: ...that was convoluted.
Floodkiller: *puts a virus in CyboDeath*
Floodkiller: there, are you dead now?
CyboDeath: i am a virus
CyboDeath: a rip in a universe
Floodkiller: maybe not the smartest idea...
GeckaWeot: Great...now we're really all gonna die.
CyboDeath: not me
Floodkiller: but necromancers NEVER look back on the past, so no problems
CyboDeath: oh, in time
Floodkiller: what in time... you...?
CyboDeath: you understood...
Floodkiller: a time virus?
CyboDeath: yep
Floodkiller: so what, you infect time itself?
CyboDeath: yeh
Ogt2: O.O
Floodkiller: good thing I CAN REVERSE TIME
Ogt2: ...
Ogt2: *uber scilence*
Ogt2: Whoops! I killed the chat XD!
CyboDeath: what the...
Ogt2: Omg!
Ogt2: Time lapsus!
Ogt2: I just said what i said before in the past!!!
CyboDeath: !!!
Floodkiller: *casts Level 65 Ressurection on chat*
CyboDeath: Here we go for a bumpy ride...
Ogt2: Omg! Paradox!!!
Floodkiller: oops, I forgot, im a necromancer D:
GeckWeot: ...that was convoluted.
Ogt2: AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!
Floodkiller: umm
Floodkiller: have fun as the living dead?
CyboDeath: time virus says touch your toes
Floodkiller: *touches his elbows*
joyomama: okay
Floodkiller: AARRGGH! It hurts!
Ogt2: Oh no...
Floodkiller: oh god, look what i have done! ive mixed lovecraft with phillip k. dick!

To be continued in part 2...

 

Posted Dec 6, '08 at 6:26am

Zophia

Zophia

9,535 posts

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X) Chats can end up so random~
Funny thing is that one actually stayed coherent. Amusing to read. :)

Wondering slightly if it fits as a story, though. But... I don't know.

 

Posted Dec 6, '08 at 7:32am

Ogt2

Ogt2

293 posts

Well, i thought it did. Anyways.

Story 1 (Part 2):
Floodkiller: ive created an occult of clones D:
Floodkiller: and they are going through malfunctions
Floodkiller: D:
Ogt2: WERE ALL GONNA DIEEEEE!!!
Ogt2: *Body ladder game START*
Floodkiller: good thing I CAN REVERSE TIME
Ogt2: Oh.. not again
Floodkiller: *casts Level 65 Ressurection on chat*
Floodkiller: there we go, all alive again
CyboDeath: even me! Yay!
Floodkiller: oh wait, i forgot, i am a necromancer D:
Floodkiller: umm
Floodkiller: have fun as the living dead?
CyboDeath: ok
1danny2000: no way!
Ogt2: *dies while already dead, but relives for abondance of time paradoxes*
Floodkiller: wait, deja vu? ive created a time loop! I CAN'T END IT
Ogt2: NOOO!
Floodkiller: i know how to solve this problem!
Ogt2: How?
Floodkiller: good thing I CAN REVERSE TIME
Ogt2: NO!
Floodkiller: *casts Level 65 Ressurection on chat*
Floodkiller: there we go, all alive again
Floodkiller: oh wait, i forgot, i am a necromancer D:
CyboDeath: no not again im unundeadundead
Floodkiller: ummm
Floodkiler: have fun as the living dead?
CyboDeath: im like dead and alive at the same time
CyboDeath: Duh >:(
Floodkiller: oh godz, i started the loop all over again!
Ogt2: Oh god, at the same TIME!
Floodkiller: how do i stop it! D:
Ogt2: I KNOW!!!
CyboDeath: kill youself flood
Ogt2: NO!
Ogt2: Don't!
Floodkiller: wait
GeckaWeot: ...that was convoluted.
Floodkiller: i forgot
Ogt2: What?
Floodkiller: good thing I CAN REVERSE TIME
Ogt2: NOOO!!!!
GeckaWeot: ...
GeckaWeot: oh lord
Floodkiller: *gets shot by random person*
Ogt2: NO!!!!!
CyboDeath: Oh... Holy
Floodkiller: oh god
Floodkiller: too weak to reverse time and stop time loop...
1danny2000: hum...
Ogt2: *morphs into Floodkiller*
GeckaWeot: ...
GeckaWeot: *launches a mini nuke at Ogt/Flood*
CyboDeath: NO!
CyboDeath: Ogt is the only person who knows how to stop the time loop!
Floodkiller: *leaps up and takes it to outer space with him*
Floodkiller: I SHALL END THIS LOOP!
Ogt2: Nooo! *Chat goes slow-motion*
CyboDeath: nooooooooee...
GeckaWeot: *blink*
1danny2000: NNNUUUKKKEEE!!! NOWWWWWWWW!!!
CyboDeath: Nooooeeee!!
Ogt2: NOO!!!
1danny2000: TTAAKKEE THISSS!!!
CyboDeath: *takes out master gun and shoots danny*
Ogt2: *Time goes back normal but a sandstorm/typhoon starts*
GeckaWeot: Ogt!! How do you stop the loop??
Ogt2: We have to close down the time rift CyboDeath opened!
GeckaWeot: Where is it??
Ogt2: It's right there!! Coming torwards us!!
Floodkiller: *lands down from space*
Floodkiller: YEEEAAARGHHH!
Floodkiller: *takes danny and throws him in the time rift*
1danny2000: NOOO!!!!
1danny2000: *disappeares in time rift which closes behind him*
Ogt2: We've done it!!!
Floodkiller: YES!!!
Ogt2: What the...???? Oh mY GOD!!!
Floodkiller: A HUGE EXPLOSION!!!
Ogt2: GET OUT OF THE VAN!!!
CyboDeath: CR*P IM OUT OF HERE!!!
Ogt2: Cybo!!! WAIT!!!
Ogt2: *Outside scene: Cybo, Ogt, Flood and Gecka running out of the Van with a huge explosion following them*
Notice: Van Recovery System message: You have caused a paradox in the Van, and it must be reset. Resitting in 5 seconds...
4
3
2
1

Van has been reset.
Ogt2: ? Where are we?
Floodkiller: Well, i've done some research, we are on planet ZogX4.
Ogt2: How did that happen??
Floodkiller: When danny fell in the rift, he got back to 1955, and he killed Einstein, so all physic and mathematical prosseces got reset, and the Earth imploded.
Ogt2: How do we get back?
Floodkiller: I know one thing...
Ogt2: What?
Floodkiller: ...good thing I CAN REVERSE TIME!

End. I hope you enjoyed it!
Story 2 coming out tomorrow.

 

Posted Dec 7, '08 at 9:09am

JoShark

JoShark

4 posts

Damn, that story was hilarious! I'll be sure to check every now and then to be sure i don't miss one. I really like CyboDeath when he says " I'm like dead and alive at the same time. Duh >:( ". Danny is funny aswell, and i like Floodkiller (Damn necromancer!). Well, i was gonna check Armor Characters Adventures right now, so i'll tell you if it's good or not. Keep making more of these! Please :P

 

Posted Dec 7, '08 at 9:12am

JoShark

JoShark

4 posts

Oh, sorry about the stars, i meant D-A-M-N.

 

Posted Dec 7, '08 at 12:21pm

Zega

Zega

7,244 posts

Hahaha, that was so funny! XD
Lol, i am waiting for another one!

 

Posted Feb 27, '09 at 5:47pm

CyboDeath

CyboDeath

1 post

Awsome job Ogt2

 

Posted Feb 27, '09 at 7:02pm

thoadthetoad

thoadthetoad

5,814 posts

lawl! I should post some of mine...if that's okay by u.

 
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