to often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap the mother-f***er upside the head.
"I was driving down the road and was pulled over by a policeman. Walking up to my car, the policeman said, "Your wife fell out of the car five miles back." I replied, "Thank God for that, I thought I'd gone deaf!" Bernard Manning (I think)
