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chuck norris is awesome (chuck lee from flash empires is better though)

uh when will ppl shut about chuck norris
i mean his great i get it already

I love chnoris got any Jokes?

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.


More can be see at: [url]http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/[/url]

my friends dad looks just like Chuck Norris, he got mad at me once for telling people he was in a movie as a stunt double... they beleived me! but everyone knows that ol' Chuck don't need no stunt double.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris the only WMD in Iraq, say U.S. troops:
[url]http://www.reuters.com/article/peopleNews/idUSL0854496320080310[/url]

"There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma".

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on Satellite TV.

A round house kick from chuck norris is the offical excution in 16 different states

you better get your total gym...

chuck norris is so strong that he can drown a fish!!

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

water supply .1% drinkable .9% polluted 99% chucks sweat(total gym..i got one)think of this when you see a fresh stream in a desert then youll decide to die or live

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter