Princess: Were you looking under my skirt?! Knight: NO NO i swear! I was looking at the bunny at the table!!! *throws cake at Knight* Knight: Hey! Don't waste good food like that! Hey this is actually pretty good... Can you throw me some more? Princess: Here have some more you jerk! Knight: Hey that actually hurt!
Princess: I throw cake at you, and you hit me in the head with a dead rabbit! A$$hole! Knight: Well you should of stopped when i asked you to... *walks away*