Kidnap you make you pay ransom which you pay but i dont stick to my end of the bargain then stick you in my washing machine come back for you the next morning pull you out make you read the dictionary then cover you with meat then send you to africa with most populated spot of leopards, cape buffalos, and cheetas, then if your still alive, then i'll drop yo off in sibera, come back for you in two days, then if your still alive i'll shoot both your legs making you incapable to walk thennnnn give you to markedtarget6 to kill you with nothing muahahahahahahahahahaha
Too violent? yes yes too violent, i'll just give you smallpox =p