ForumsWEPRChuck Noris or Mista T?

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thebest300
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i just cant deside...

Mista T's sweat repels sharks
...but chuck's tears can cure cancer(its too bad he never crys)

chucks round house kick can K.O. Neo from the Matrex
...but Mista T once bench pressed an entire van with a team on it

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
...but Mista T can sneeze with his eyes open

Mista T can kill two stones with one bird
...but There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer, Chuck Norris is always in control

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue
...but before there was Mista. T there was no reason to pity the fool

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
...but the cuban missile crisis was ended when a statue of Mista. T with his arms folded was erected on the south coast of Florida

Chuck Norris can divide by zero AND when an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side
...but there's no such thing as cancer. It's a government conspiracy to cover up the victims of Mista. T's pity.

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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Chuck Norris!!!

TMNTWIGY
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Nomad

I cant really diside

GrandeShanaynay
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Nomad

While urinating, Chuck Norris is capable of welding titanium.

CHUCK NORRIS IS SICK NASTY!

ciscokid
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Nomad

Kimbo slice beats them both

Strategy_guy
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Nomad

Do mista T is awsome just cus of his phrase. Chuck norris couldnt beat up a 5 yr old in real life.

Kererr
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Nomad

Neither.

Kererr is so awesome he made a play on words called Kererrity.

But then again, when Chuck Norris does a pushup, he doesn't push himself up, he actually pushes the ground down... That's how minor earthquakes start, you know...

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Jester

CHUCK LEE will destroy him!!!

Pfft.....chuck norris dosent stand a chance....

Sting
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Peasant

Actually, Chuck Norris is an extremely skilled martial artist, unlike most actors (even though he is a very bad actor), and could probably take down Mista T with one roundhouse kick.

Armed_Blade
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Shepherd

Chuck Norris. You can't beat him, Its immpossible.

opentotruth
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Peasant

chuck norris

i hear under chuck norris's beard their isnt a chin just another fist

Moegreche
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Duke

This was a dead topic and it's been dragged up from the grave. I usually don't care, but this was created before we had a Tavern, so continue this enlightening conversation there. And Mr. T would destroy Chuck Norris.

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