Mista T's sweat repels sharks
...but chuck's tears can cure cancer(its too bad he never crys)
chucks round house kick can K.O. Neo from the Matrex
...but Mista T once bench pressed an entire van with a team on it
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
...but Mista T can sneeze with his eyes open
Mista T can kill two stones with one bird
...but There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer, Chuck Norris is always in control
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue
...but before there was Mista. T there was no reason to pity the fool
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
...but the cuban missile crisis was ended when a statue of Mista. T with his arms folded was erected on the south coast of Florida
Chuck Norris can divide by zero AND when an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side
...but there's no such thing as cancer. It's a government conspiracy to cover up the victims of Mista. T's pity.
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