Neo, the one, the true master of all. He was walking toward the mystic mountain when he saw two figures plummeting off it toward the ground. Thinking fast more the sake of this sequel, he turned the ground to jelly.
Chapter one and possibly the only chapter:
"I GOT MY HUG" And then they hit the ground.
As Bill felt his body slam into the solid strong ground, he realized something was wrong. He felt time and space slow he was moving very slowly into the ground, which was moving down with him on impact. He looked up and saw a man dressed in black staring out the spot of ground where him and asjbfjo[aebg[qwoegruiqw;jhfwopeibgqeriqeg;bvu, were slamming into. He felt them sink farther into the ground. Then time resumed normally and he was shot back up into the air, right back to the top of the Mountain.
asjbfjo[aebg[qwoegruiqw;jhfwopeibgqeriqeg;bvu, was in absolute shock. "Wha-----wha---wha" he sputtered. Bill, knowing the truth and taking advantage of asjbfjo[aebg[qwoegruiqw;jhfwopeibgqeriqeg;bvu,'s confusion, pushed asjbfjo[aebg[qwoegruiqw;jhfwopeibgqeriqeg;bvu, off of the cliff and into eternity.
I hit the ground and this time sank less. The ground seemed more firm then this first hit. I only went back up into the air about 4 feet before i hit solid ground again. I quickly crawled under a bush so Bill would not see me, and i contemplated what had happened.
---Back To Bill---
Bill looked over the cliff, he could not see anybody down there except neo walking away. He leaned back with a sigh, asjbfjo[aebg[qwoegruiqw;jhfwopeibgqeriqeg;bvu, had been bounced up in some miscellaneous direction and was undoubtedly dead by now.
---By Request Of Crimson---
So, Bill did the only sensible thing any man would have done now, her went of and kidnapped virgins, hugging them repeatedly. He numerous slaps as well as phrases shouted at him like "JUST LET ME ENJOY MY MATH HOMEWORK" and "THIS BOOK IS GOOD GO AWAY" and "I HATE BEING SOCIAL". Bill walked away gloomily. He was broke and he could not find a virgin that wanted him.
Suddenly Bill had an idea. He dashed behind a tree, and seconds later reappeared dressed as a pimp, already rolling in the dough. Prostitutes cam flocking to him, "Girls" he said in a sexy voice, "Bill the Pimp is ready for a night on the town".
I hope you are talking about another Crimson,because I don't remember requesting any of that.Anyways this has got to be the most random series I have ever read.I'm not going to tell you if thats good or bad,just because I want to bug you.