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Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem.
Houston: Roger that. Did the reactor explode?
Astronaut: Negative. We are attacked by an unidentified space object! And we are halfway destroye...
Houston: "Destroye" is not a word!
Astronaut: L-losing transmission!...
Houston; Shuttle destroyed, end transmission
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Today, 10 december, 2025, the president that was re-chosen about 3 times, Barrack Obama speaks to the population of America about the Destroyed Shuttle.
Stupid President: Population of the Free Country! I ensure you that what happened yesterday was nothing to worry about! The shuttle probably crushed into a satellite or meteor, you have no reasons to panic about an alien invasion!
Even more stupid reporter: There was no problem with he satellites. When they were counted yesterday, the number was the same as usual.
Stupid President: Sorry, I can't speak any more on this subject, it is confidential.
Even more stupid reporter: So there is an alien invasion!
Stupid President: Now, please don't panic!
Panicked citizen: We'll all die! They're already here! They'll eat our brains! Run! Run! Run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid President: Ow boy.