Humorous Suggestions! Make some suggestions that would normally be locked before one post, but are hilarious! Go crazy on them! But, remember to keep them appropriate.
Examples:
The site should have a noob-alert, so we can all go and be mean to them. It should be, like, a foghorn-sound.
We need a self-destruct button, that deletes your account and has a 42% chance of blowing up some of your friends due to their proximity to you.
i have to be the king of armour games, hail me, worship me, give me 10'000 dollars cash.... ect xD
No, no. You have to suggest funny improvements to the site. Like this:
When you click on the "community" button for the first time, it should take you to a special page. The page says this: "You can click the red link (the forums) and see the truth about this site, or you can click the blue link (main page) and go back to short, spammy comments and never remember this."
Beneath are the two links, one red and one blue, and if you click the blue link the "community" button dissapears, and you can never find it again.
All female users should have a kitteh as an armatar, so we can single them out and plot if they are guys in disguise (there is no females on the internet)
Teach all the users the rules of the internet, and make them use them. Like rule 34.
there should be an extra part to account registration:
'I, [ insert your name here], hereby admit that i am the lowliest noob that has ever existed. i also admit my flaws and the great aweomeness of [insert Admin name here]. the aura of [Admin names]'s ownage blinds me, and he/ she is the god of 0wnage.' A. Yes B. Yes, o god of 0wnage!!!!! C. yes..... D.no, i suck at life and won't click 'yes'
When you sign up, you should have to answer a yes or no question. If you answer yes, your IP is automatically banned. The question is: Are the mods n00bs?
People who ninja me should be banned instantly and shot into a star (not betelgeuse, maybe proximan centauri) it makes me cry when it happens and I die a little inside (no I don't think I'm over reacting at all)