Humorous Suggestions! Make some suggestions that would normally be locked before one post, but are hilarious! Go crazy on them! But, remember to keep them appropriate.
Examples:
The site should have a noob-alert, so we can all go and be mean to them. It should be, like, a foghorn-sound.
We need a self-destruct button, that deletes your account and has a 42% chance of blowing up some of your friends due to their proximity to you.