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By: Joshua Leone

Sub-Zero was one day feeling a hunger. He tried drinking pepsi. Nope, that didnât help. He tried ripping Johnny Cageâs spine out. Nah, it has lost itâs charm. He wanted a big mac. He was behind Frost, Quan Chi, and Onaga. He was starving. He made an evil plan. He was going tooâ¦cut them! He froze Frost and she mumbled insanely about how she wanted chicken nuggets. He through Onaga at Ryu, he knew Reptile just had a new costume and made a new âbad assâ name. Quan Chi then just left the counter and sat down too eat.

The beautiful moment Sub-Zero thought, nice big juicy big mac! Sub-Zero proudly said âI will have a big mac.â He grinned a huge grin. It went away thou when the man at the counter said âWere out of big macs dude.â 0.2 seconds after the man said that he was thrown at Onagaâ¦who was thrown at Ryu. Sub-Zero starred at Quan Chi as he was about too eat the big mac. Quan Chi then bit on his teeth. He thought âwhere is my big mac?â He saw Sub-Zero with it. Sub-Zero was going to risk his life for the big mac. Quan Chi just said âMeh, keep it.â Sub-Zero was happy but confused. As Quan Chi left he made an most evil laugh it went like this â MWHAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHEHE HOHOHOHOHOHOHO HARHARHARHAR!!!â

Sub-Zero took a bite and⦠his eyes when blazing red! Scorpion then quickly said to go in the story âDAMN, THATâS SOME HOT MOFO FOR A GUY THAT IS ZERO TEMPATUREâ BA DOSH DINK! There was the most terrible thing that could ever happen. The big mac hadâ&brvbarickles. Sub-Zero was sadâ¦until he saw a Chinese restaurant! There he happily ate tofu. The best part in the tofu Sub-Zero thought âNo damn picklesâ. He invited Liu Kang, Scorpion (who said âDAMN, A JAPANESE AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT THATâS ASIAN!â BA DOSH DINK!) and Katana.