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It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him.
His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king.
Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder.
Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time.
After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved.
Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves.
Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well.
Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion.
Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai.
Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed.
There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved.
The Moderation wars have just begun.


WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.

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thoadthetoad
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well I'll keep doing it for the next few segments, mark it as none mature content, and I'll just use it as a test run.

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On the other hand I just remembered that for the most part, we tend to encourage people who write longer stories to host them elsewhere. Though this doesn't seem to apply to personal threads as much.

In my experience, DA also has a limit on just how much text it will hold in a single post. This may have changed, though, but either way it would be at the thousands of words mark.

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Yeah, there's a cap of about 30k characters.

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http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs44/f/2009/115/e/a/MW_image_by_Thoadthetoad.png

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http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs44/f/2009/115/e/a/MW_image_by_Thoadthetoad.png

Hope you like the new segment!

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Oh yeah, I especially liked the part where- NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU- oh, that's just good well fucking dandy.

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Oh yeah, I especially liked the part where- NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU- oh, that's just good well ****ing dandy.

Aint I a scamp? In fact that was the whole reason why I did that.

I hope zoph doesn't temp ban me for it....she said she would if I AIM rolld her.

But the song expresses my feelings towards my story!
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But the song expresses my feelings towards my story!


Forgot the 'never gonna run around and desert you' part. . . .

:P

Well lookie here, what's this thread. . .?
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Forgot the 'never gonna run around and desert you' part. . . .

Alt, I both hate you and love you for this. lol.

And I'm just taking a break and writing a different thing, the Biridlium Nipto. I need to learn to write and this fiction is gonna get finished but I wanna try frying a bigger fish for a bit.
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Alt, I both hate you and love you for this. lol.


Coincidentally, that's how people think of me irl. They love me and hate my guts simultaneously~
my addiction to schadenfreude and talking out in class is what you can thank for that. But, you're welcome. :P
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my addiction to schadenfreude and talking out in class is what you can thank for that

I have an addiction to shadenfruede as well. Also, you misspelled schadenfreude.
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@Thoad: You are mistaken. Schadenfreude is a German word, derived from 'Schaden' (suffering, damage, etc.) and if you search 'schadenfreude' on google, it is the title of the dictionary.com entry, the wikipedia entry and the Webster's online dictionary entry. The way I spelled it is correct in the eyes of firefox whilst 'shadenfreude' is put as incorrect- I think I'm correct on the spelling of this one.

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Skadefryd. There. Get over it > >....

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Skadefryd


Lol, I assume that's the Danish spelling of the word?
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It is, and it is easier to spell (and pronounce:P)
Skade = damage (or Magpie, actually, which makes the word "Vandskade" or "Brandskade" rather fun: Water damage/magpie, Fire damage/magpie). Anyway, this can be related to both damage on property, or to people getting hurt.
Fryd = to be happy about, to be happy, feeling nice and so on.
Skadefryd related to misfortune, either people getting hurt, or them having bad luck, though.

The German word does the same, but being a long and annoying word, I think I will use the Danish word instead. Or "Malice" which my dictionary translates it to.

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