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jaza_m
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If i were a cow id brobly be one that stands on hills and waits for someone to tip me over but ill push THEM over with meh big but..

Then id be like..

UBER OWNAGE!!!

What bout you?

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jaza_m
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Hmm so...

Cows are the....

BOMB DIGITY DANG!!!

supersmiley
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supersmiley
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a cow? wow

BigWhiteLine
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A cow = female.
Bull = male.

jaza_m
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I know but thats why i said IF lolz..

So if you were a cow what sought would you be..were would you live and how?

YAAAAYYYY my first thread ever to be locked ^-^

(not this one)

Pixie214
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Cow tipping is entirly mythical there is no evidence for it at all.

Being a cow could be fun but the milking less so. Are there any "wild" cows. Not like wildebeest type things but a friesian.

Ouch...

jaza_m
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Well there is no evidence of that picture other then the picture...

And theres evidennce of cow ttipping cuz of rugratz all grown up so =p

UBER OWNAGE!!!

dragonball05
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Lol pixie, I might go find a cow and knock it over just to prove you wrong. :P Well, uh, if I were a cow and not a bull, I'd probably be a dairy cow so I live longer than the cows slaughtered for beef. I don't know, this is a weird topic, jaza. Suits you.

dragonball05
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Lol pixie, I might go find a cow and knock it over just to prove you wrong. :P Well, uh, if I were a cow and not a bull, I'd probably be a dairy cow so I live longer than the cows slaughtered for beef. I don't know, this is a weird topic, jaza. Suits you.

dragonball05
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Whoa major lag between my double post. Sorry about that. Oh and I'd love to be a cow that knocks over a cow tipper, too. I'd also sit on them. >:P

firetail_madness
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If I were a cow I would hide. Most likely. From humans.

jaza_m
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does suit me dont it

Darckcrow
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I would be a cow that had... wait... i would never be a cow, no matter what the occasion. i have nothing agaist cows, in fact, they're pretty cool, it's just not my thing.
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crimsonblade55
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Cow tipping is entirly mythical there is no evidence for it at all.


Really my Math teacher told me she went cow tipping when she was a kid.I am not so sure why there would need to be proof of cow tipping anyways.Seriously if I were a cow all I would do is eat grass.I guess I'm kind of glad I'm not.Overall this thread feels a bit pointless though....just like half of the stuff in the tavern of course though.
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Well if i were a cow i would run around like crazy and then get a herd of bulls and ram random houses take there guns and take over the world ha ha i like it.

Lord_Mist
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I would say "moo, moo" every day. But the worst thing was i wouldnt go to AG. Cows cant use computer! Moo, moo lol!

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