Armor Games

:O

Just google 'shamwow.'  It's the epitome of modern advertising and merchandising.  Srsly.

Pizza Hut is filled with people who don't speak English. . .they give you breadsticks, then kick you out.

i go back and give the force field the breadsticks

The force field eats the breadsticks, then keels over and dies.  It was allergic to breadsticks.
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The two old ladies are arguing!
"Do something about the penguin on the television set!
"No, you do!"
"It's a dam penguin!   I'll be doing nothing!"

Then, the TV says something about the penguin exploding.  Then, the penguin explodes, dealing OOOOOVVVERRRRRR 9000!!!1111!!111!!1111! damage to the old ladies and Bob.  The old ladies drop the key to the tiny city made of ashes!

I pick it up and revive Bob. Than I burn the TV hoping it will turn into a city of ashes (where is this RPG going to ???)

Bob is revived.

The TV turns into a tiny city made of ashes!

Also, this is supposed to be a really trippy bonus dungeon.
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Do you go there?

yes...

You walk in. . . .

You see some Coca-Cola.  You  drink it, and let it slide down your throat.
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Continuing through, you get dressed up in plastic and shake hands with the masses, yell 'Oh NO!' then leave.
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You come out in a huge hall, filled with large pathways.  The walls are. . .translucent and oddly colored. . .like part of a hamster playhouse. . . .

confusion level reaching critical norms...

hahahahahahaahaaa SHAMWOW! Never seen that before. I know it's kinda offtopic but I just googled it and saw the video xD That's actually quite amazing though.

They constantly run shamwow commercials on TV where I live. . . .