Armor Games

WAAA I DIED

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I know you're here alt...

*uses pie and lemonade spell to revive and get pie and lemonade*

You kick Mr. Gnome, and he goes flying.  He lands against a boulder, and his hat is chipped.  He goes into terminator mode, dealing 4 trillion% more damage, but also taking much more.

He charges to get a death tray. . . .

You are revived with 1 HP and a tummyache.

waaaaaait a second... how much damage did he do before ? O.O
I prepare to dodge his...whatever he's gonna shoot. oh and...
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOOOR ...

I randomly come out of no where and throw Mr. Gnome Excalibur!

don't follow Riou's example Bluydee, this is not a free for all RPG\\
(although that's actually Alt's call)
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOOOR...

I eat Excalibur and shoot Mr. Gnome...

Then I barf up Excalibur and use it as my own >:D

Oh and I medkit myself >_>

He grabs a death tray.  It has a death sandwich, some annihilation fries, and a beverage of doom.

Bluydee comes out of nowhere, hits the wall, and dies.  He's skewered by excalibur, and it dissolves.

BURN is charging the NERD's secondary weapon. . .the LAZOOOR. . . .

You shoot Mr. Gnome, and he takes 1234 damage.

You're out of medkits >_> remember?

IMMA STILL CHARGIN MAH LAZOOOR ...
ah lets just say dramatically long time has passed n stuff and he's about to finish me
SHOOP DA WHOOP !!! (meaning i shoot)