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Riou1231
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Peasant

I didn't like the last one so here's another one...

Story
Monsters have invaded earth and they want it for themselves to harvest it's ores and minerals for their own but instead of just killing us one by one they used alive vending machines to block all paths out of the city nobody could damage these machines and they massacred everything not even tanks could destroy them except you you sneaked into one of the monster's palaces and took their rings once you put them on they combined with you giving you armor,weapons,and amazing power...

Human Side
Budget $1000
HP:100
Strength:20
Speed:10
Defense:20
Attacks
Punch has an average damage of 10 but will never miss
Kick has an average damage of 25 but will barely miss
Head Butt has an average damage of 40 but will nearly always miss

Monsters Side
Budget $1000
HP:200
Strength:10
Speed:10
Defense:30
Defenses
Block absorbs the damage of an enemy attack and deals it on you
Parry absorbs little damage of an attack while also depleting it's chance to hit
Leg Sweep You sweep the enemy's legs with your own causing them to trip and take recoil damage equal to 1/3 of the attack

The first Machine...

Infested Vending Machine
A vending machine infested with parasites, easy to take down
Max HP:100
Defense:0
Attacks
Parasite Shot fires parasites at an enemy dealing 10 Damage to them and causing 3 Damage each turn for 3 Turns
Defenses
Parasite Wall calls upon many parasites to form a wall around the Vending Machine absorbing 5 Damage

Any people on the monster side may control the vending machine the Human's budget will increase each time the Vending Machine is attacked but only once in a while the Monster's Budget increases differently...

Start attacking now and please state the side you are on and please post the info you are given on which side you are on

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Annihalation
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Nomad

OK, ill be the first person to join your game!

I will be on the attacker's side.

For now, i shall attempt to punch the Infested Vending Machine, hoping it does something productive.

Annihalation
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Nomad

Info:

Side: attackers
Budget: 1000$
HP: 100
Strength: 20
Defense: 20
Speed: 10

sorry, almost forgot

Riou1231
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Peasant

You punch the Vending Machine dealing 12 Damage to it!

188 HP Left

It also spews out 1$ Increasing the Human's budget by 1$!

Human Budget 1001$

Annihalation
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Annihalation
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Nomad

Side: attackers
Budget: 1000$
HP: 100
Strength: 20
Defense: 20
Speed: 10

This time, i smash my face onto the vending machine, possibly giving me a concussion.

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Oh no Riou copied my info :P

Riou1231
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Peasant

No i didn't not all of it!

You smash your face into the machine dealing 30 Damage to it! You deal 10 Recoil damage to yourself for bashing your face in

58 HP Left

It spews out 2$ this time increasing Human Budget to 1003$!

Minnakht
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Minnakht
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Nomad

I join the attackers.

Our Budget $1000
HP:23/100
Strength:20
Speed:10
Defense:20

I punch the machine as many times as I can, possibly 3 times per round, until I say I do something different or I can't do this.

jezz
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Farmer

Budget $1000
HP:200
Strength:10
Speed:10
Defense:30

DEFENDERS!

I use leg sweep on Minnakht and annihalation all at once

RubberyChicken
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RubberyChicken
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Nomad

I'm a defender

Budget $1000
HP:200
Strength:10
Speed:10
Defense:30

I'll parry whom ever jezz didn't trip up...

Minnakht
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Nomad

I continue punching whatever is a defender/machine and in my melee range. If I'm allowed to, I enter a RAGE.

jezz
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jezz
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Farmer

Minnakht gets attacked and blocked at the hands of me and RC ^^

Annihalation
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Annihalation
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Nomad

i punch myself in the face.

Riou1231
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Peasant

I'm too lazy so uh... Let's just pretend the Vending Machine got destroyed... Attackers Budget = 1100$

The Attackers have gained a new weapon called a "Metal Rod!"

New Attacks
Rod Bash
Charge!
Rod Combo

fourtytwo
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Nomad

Human Side
Budget $1100
HP:100
Strength:20
Speed:10
Defense:20
what is the money for?

anyways, I'll do a rod bash, just to see what happens...

Annihalation
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Nomad

i charge (the next vending machine). I then buy a small package of chili fritos and a snickers bar! lol

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