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Ricador
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I was bored so i thought i would create this.

All you have to do is submit a story under 250 words by Wednesday, and which ever one makes me *lol* the most wins.

Here are the rules.

Enjoy, sucker

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Ricador
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Sorry, link does not work.

Rules

thisisnotanalt
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It has to be funny? Well, okaiz den.
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There was a man, who was regular. One day, as he was walking down the street, and he saw two billboards. The first one said: "embryos are babies too." The second one was for McDonald's breakfast, and it read: "Every egg's dream."
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42 worlds. (!!! The meaning of life! lol.)

Ricador
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0Mg, lol, that was pretty funny.

But i do not support abortion, so after i stopped laughing i got all frowny >.<

But funny none the less

Cholokid
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I'm sooo tempted to do this. K. I'm doing it.

Once upon a time there was a blonde. She walked into a bar. Then she said ouch. The end!

What an epic story. xD

kingryan
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Ricador....why is the link not right...that wasn't any rules....

I may enter...Is there a prize?

Ricador
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Ricador....why is the link not right...that wasn't any rules....


There are rules, you just have to be a wee bit more observant

I may enter...Is there a prize?


Erm...the satisfaction of making the fail stories master laugh?

That was great Cholo...except for the fact that i almost shot myself.

Joking, that was fun...
Ricador
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WTF was that thoad? *confuzzled*

Cholokid
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WTF was that thoad? *confuzzled*


*nods*

That's breaking a ton of rules.

Excessive Swearing
Spam
Swearing in was to get pas the censor (if that's a rule haha)

And its completely off topic! SHUN!
thoadthetoad
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It's a gigantic rant made by some guy on DA I know, I do not take any credit.

fear me and it's lulness.

thisisnotanalt
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I got an 0MG, an lol, and a ! Booyah! And two pretty funnys.

kingryan
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But Thoad...it is completely irrelevant.....

What is its relevance?

nichodemus
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Dang, 250 words? Thats like an introduction paragraph. *Crawls to a corner and cry*. Anyways, can you submit a story that you posted on AG before?

Strop
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Now this is a ricador contribution I approve of!

But sorry thoad, I had to delete that post of yours because it had too many unfiltered cuss words in it. That's the main reason. That it wasn't even written by you and was completely off-topic was just icing, really...

Ricador
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Dang, 250 words? Thats like an introduction paragraph. *Crawls to a corner and cry*. Anyways, can you submit a story that you posted on AG before?


I will be lenient *face palm*

AKA, it can be as long as you want
Ricador
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Oh, and yes you can submit a story posted on AG before

Any story written by you is enter able.

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