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Irockths
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Peasant

Self-explanitory, tbh. You ask a stupid question, and the next person gives a smart answer.
EG:
Q:
When is tomorrow???

A:
In about an hour and a half.

My stupid question:
How do I find my consciousness??? I lost it.

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dragonball05
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Shepherd

That's a very good question and I'm glad you asked it. I'm glad we have the freedom to ask questions like this freely and not worry about consequences from asking them. -continues going off on a monologue to avoid the fact that I don't know what color papa smurf would turn when suffocating- And in conclusion, Marijuana is unethical. Thank you.

What is that?

jaza_m
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Nomad

A highly technical machine made by barney...


He would turn red i guess?

What is a dragonball?

DDX
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DDX
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Nomad

exactly what it sounds like, magic balls of dragon (they have 7 of them). Once you collect all 7 of the dragon's balls you can make a wish, either for more balls or bring someone back from the dead, these are just 2 examples.

So if Jesus turns water into wine?
what does disco Jesus turn water into?

destroyerkevin
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destroyerkevin
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Nomad

some other drink (i dont know)

what is good and what is bad

TRUdog
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TRUdog
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Nomad

good is God bad is Satan

why can't we breathe water

andyandythin
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andyandythin
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Blacksmith

god is good and satan is bad (but in my opinion, its reversed)

can you polish poop?

TRUdog
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TRUdog
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Nomad

no no you can't because if you tried I bet it would just fall apart

can people be mutated into mutants?

paintballer222
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paintballer222
565 posts
Nomad

It depends if they have a mutating mutant that's already mutated.
Can I have a girl freind?

DrimuS
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DrimuS
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Peasant

No, however, you can have a girlfriend.
Where do I live?

paintballer222
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Nomad

In argentina on earth in a Solar system that's in teh milky way.

When do I get my girlfreind?

thoadthetoad
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Peasant

It had something to do with a monkey and a can of whipped cream.

Why do I have a massive erection?

Baz00kaBoy123
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Baz00kaBoy123
28 posts
Nomad

Because Your George Bush

Who Am I

peninnore
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peninnore
173 posts
Nomad

You are the tiny dot in my black book

Why do I like green?

jaza_m
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jaza_m
1,356 posts
Nomad

Cuz your peninnore...

Whats a flabbergaster

peninnore
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peninnore
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Nomad

it is a device which holds this gaseous substance called flabbergen
that can be produced through a sublimation process.

why are little dogs always clueless?

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