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Evilpumpkinman
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I guess the name sums it all up!!!Put your long and complex or short and simple jokes here!!!If it's in the wrong place move it,If it's all ready been done lock it,O.K I'll start!!!

This is mine...

Q.How Do You Make Lady Gaga Cry?
A.Poker Face!

HaHaHaHa *cough*

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Milos
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-Donât you know is it warm now?
14 degrees in shadow.
-And in the sun�
Around six million degrees.


British scientists have found the gene responsible for inclination to search for the new genes.

brenda_1997
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knock knock
whos there
police
police who
its me police open the door.

police is supose to sound like please.

shin22
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just so you no its : a guy walks into a bar & yells ouch

AaronRules123
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Q-What are the weakest days of the week?

A-weekdays


HaHaHaha

BigP08
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Q. What gets dirtier as it cleans?

A. I would accept paper towel, toilet paper, kleenex, etc. but the best answer is your mom (she cleans me out of money and we get dirty).

sensanaty
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Person Nmb. 1:Knock knock
Whos there?
No one
No one who?
...
No one who!?
...
NO ONE WHOOOOOOOOO!!!
...

rufl !!

sensanaty
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yeah... you had to TALK to a person to understand it :P

Zega
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Haha, I get it sensanaty... Why do everyone have so complicated names? I think 4 letters are enough!


I am blind, so I cannot type. How am I typing this? The world may never know~

Pixie214
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Two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all you can't have your kayak and eat it. By tommy Cooper (the legend that is)

sensanaty
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Why do everyone have so complicated names? I think 4 letters are enough!


Well my name started like this:
It was just a normal 2nd grader tag in Elementry school...One day that boy didnt know anything about the dangers that can await if you destroy someones graffiti ..so that boy taged him self on the graffiti ...(sen not sensanaty) of course they never found the boy...
September 199(something :P)The same boy came to sensan done the same thing
And today...April 2009 ...that boy is now ...SENSANATY!!!


aND Pixie214 whats your joke supposed to meen ?
Zega
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It was just a normal 2nd grader tag in Elementry school...One day that boy didnt know anything about the dangers that can await if you destroy someones graffiti ..so that boy taged him self on the graffiti ...(sen not sensanaty) of course they never found the boy...
September 199(something :P)The same boy came to sensan done the same thing
And today...April 2009 ...that boy is now ...SENSANATY!!!



Uhhhh... Sorry, but do you expect me to understand THAT?!?!?
sensanaty
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Uhhhh... Sorry, but do you expect me to understand THAT?!?!?

Well your smart aren`t you?
Oh yeah ..heres the shortsest joke in the world ... do you want another one?
Pixie214
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aND Pixie214 whats your joke supposed to meen ?


You can't have your cake and eat it:You can't have your kayak and eat it.

Play on words thats all.
sensanaty
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....i still dont get it :P

Pixie214
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You know the phrse "You can't have your cake and eat it"

The line "You can't have your kayak and heat it" sounds similar.

New joke:

"I went to a really energetic "Seafood disco" last week... and pulled a mussel.

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