I guess the name sums it all up!!!Put your long and complex or short and simple jokes here!!!If it's in the wrong place move it,If it's all ready been done lock it,O.K I'll start!!!
CHUCK NORRIS ONCE BUILT A TIME MACHINE TO GO BACK IN TIME TO STOP THE JFK ASSASINATION. WHEN OSWALD SHOT CHUCK NORRIS MET ALL 3 BULLETS WITH HIS BEARD. THEN JFK'S HEAD EXPLODED OUT OF SHEER AMAZEMENT
ne day, superman was flieing and he saw Wonder Woman laying naked on the roof of her house. He thought,"Im faster then a speeding bullet so he goes down super fast and screws Wonder Woman without her knowing what happened." So he did. A few seconds after Superman flew away, Wonder Woman asked, "What was that?" the Invisable Man said, "I don't know, but my ass is killing me
Another joke
Tom and Clark were standing on the roof of their building drinking a few beers on their break and Clark said, "Hey Tom, did you know that if you jump off this building, after you get down so far, a draft will pull you back inside the building on the third floor?" "Get outta here," said Clark.
"No I'm serious, watch me."
Clark hopped off the building and sure enough, he was taken in by the draft at the third floor window. He took the elevator back to the top and Tom and a security guard that arrived were standing there, Tom in awe.
"I can't believe it." Said Tom.
"I know you should try it Tom."
So Tom hopped off and plunged into the ground.
"Superman you're an asshole when you're drunk." said the security guard.
A man woke up in hospital. And he doesnt know who he is. So, he tries to find out any information about himself.. Until he finds a computer... "Welcome to IdiOcy" Man : wow, looks good. "No compatible software found! System is shutting down!" Man : ...shit... it looked great....
I was watching the news the other day and a piece came on about a man who had drowned in a plate of muesli. Apparentley he was pulled in by a strong current.
