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thisisnotanalt
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"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?"
"Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story."
"How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?"
"Read it closely." 0.o

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"Oy Alt thought you said it would only be four lines!"
"Not my fault you're awful at predicting the future."
"So. . .what are you doing?"
Being annoyed by someone while I'm typing the Neverending story."
"Who's annoying you?"
"Think about it."

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"Alt, you're really starting to get on my nerves."
"How so?"
"You're making my mind hurt."
"Fail."
"How?"
"You might try Google."

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"You know Alt, I bet all of the people on armorgames who've viewed that story think you're crazy."
"How is that a bad thing?"
"They'll think you're crazy."
"No use hiding the truth from honest people."
"I do not know how to respond to that."
"Then you're not crazy enough."

Pazx
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Funny, but was four posts necessary?

Anyways, quite funny.

"Fail"
"How?"
"You might try google" XD

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"What now, Alt?"
"Someone else replied on my thread!"
"But she thinks that you posted too much."
"So?"
"That's bad."
"Well, I'm using this dialogue to respond."
"Could you mention my name?"
"No."
"Why?"
"A ninja pony, a mazzelh, a zombie, a wraith, or a mod will attack you."
"You know, I used to think you're crazy. But now, I'm sure."

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"A ninja pony, a mazzelh, a zombie, a wraith, or a mod will attack you."


You should be more worried about the Vixen *cracks knuckles*
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You should be more worried about the Vixen *cracks knuckles*


:O
-backs away from thread slowly, then runs and hides in a random locked thread-
Eep!
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"Alt, more people are posting in your thread."
"They seem confused."
"And scared."
"Alt, that's a bad thing. You don't want them to be confused and scared."
"My objectives are hazy."
"Ummm. . . ."
"London times France minus dorito equals. . .?"
"I can't respond to that."
"You just did."
"You're insufferable, Alt. . . ."
*^_^*

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"What's the matter, Alt?"
"I can't think of anything to type!!!!!"
"Type this."
"this."
"Your sarcasm is awful."
"Yours is even worse."

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"You know Alt, this thread may be locked."
"Why?"
"Because of offtopicness or something."
"It's in the art forum. Offtopicness is the least of my worries."
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NO-ONE LOCK THIS THREAD! I WOULD BE SAD

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Well, my Lord and Lady Club thread got locked and I was a little sad, but what's done is done. :P

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"Why does db05 think that this has correlation to the lord and lady club?"
"Maybe he's crazy too, alt! Maybe everyone is crazy, except me!"
"It's not like we're a clique or anything."
"You're acting too calm."
"My nickname is Chill for a reason."
"Where?"
"Real life."
"This is real life."
"No, it's a story."
"What? So. . .you don't exist?"
"No, I exist. You don't."
"How?"
"I'm the one typing."
"That's not fair."
"Take it up with the author if you have problems."
"Alt, who's the author?"
"Me."
"urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . . ."

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"You exist now."
"Alt, thanks!"
"Don't be too happy."
"Why?"
"wefhvbeibvnercgrecgmrc"
"That was gibberish."
"You didn't understand it?"
"Noooooooooooooo. . . ."
"You're weird. Maybe you shouldn't exist. . . ."
"Erp, no."
"Okay. . . ."

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*looks in all the random locked threads*

*chases db05*

*reads thread*

*laughs*

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"Pazx uses a lot of asterisks."
"They indicate action."
*tries to punch Alt*
"You failed."
"How?"
"Work on your reading comprehension."

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