This game is easy, and stupid:
1. You must talk like this: I-am-a-robot-and-this-text-is-weird.
2. Speak like you come from Mars and are considering about invading Earth: Humans-are-so-soft-and-squishy.
3. It's okay to write a few weird symbols in. Consider it something like a transmission error: How-%%$"-you-I-am-doing-·/"%·%$..
4. You may not use only symbols, there must be sentences.
This idea is so dumb...