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i shove i stick of dynamite in kylelolcat's mouth then tie him to the tree the dynamite is set on a timer for 1 hour

I use the dynamite's lit fuse to burn off the rope, then I throw teh dynamite at zero2212 and run.

I take a tazer and zap teh water-filled tree.

Also, I edit this. I plant C4 on the tree.

i send an army of bacteria who can continously damage the tree until the tree is dead.

The bacteria sadly can't get into the tree because of its superior immune system.

i fire rpgs at the tree
(rocket propelled grenades)

Now I understand. yeah, -100 HP Total damage: -100 HP

I plant millons of trees around it and I clean the pollution

The tree though sees to have fully dominated the next 750 acres with a root network. The trees cannot grow. the tree is grateful for the clean up.

I build factory near the tree.

It fails.

i chain saw it

woo i did one damage to the tree

that's right. Total damage: -101 HP

I can be an environmentalist, right? If so, I sue Spore for setting up a factory near the tree.

but Spore hadn't been able to build the factory.

I plant a C4 on the tree trunk and then detonate it from 35 meters away.

A big explosion happens. -500 HP Total damage: -601 HP

I take a peepee on the tree?

Warning there. Please don't say those things.

I shout verbal abuses at the tree. woo.

And does nothing. Reality...

Creating a nuclear power plant, I produce clean and efficient energy to run a hospital to treat those injured in attacking the tree. However I do not package the spent fuel rods of Uranium 235, and Krypton and dump it near the tree, effectively tainting the ground water and the forest of trees that bluydee planted. The main tree itself should also be affected in some way.

The tree does not like this. It turns slowly a grayish tinge and it has become prone to radioactivity.

(note: radiation kills cells, plant cells too.)
Post note: half life of krypton should be 81 days.

Lets keep it to 10 days. 81 is a long time. -50 every day

(No more long term damage attacks please. 2 is enough for the moment)

I take a tazer and zap teh water-filled tree.

A crackling noise is heard. -40 HP total damage: -691 HP

i shove i stick of dynamite in kylelolcat's mouth then tie him to the tree the dynamite is set on a timer for 1 hour

Warning. You may not break human rights you know.

Also, I edit this. I plant C4 on the tree.

As the tree has already had C4 chucked at it, it does less damage. -9 Hp Total damage: -700 HP

kylelolcat: i have a feeling thats your gonna get banned

Can people stop talking about banning? I decide, and don't even mention it.

Current rules. If you don't read them, you get banned.

No nukes.
No memes
No chuck Norris or any celebrity
No posting own damage
No black holes
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No healing the tree
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)
No death rays
You can't kill the tree in one single move(Unless the tree is almost dead)
No moving the tree
No throwing animals or animal abuse
The tree can only be affected by two status at a time. So if the tree is poisoned and burned, you can't do anything else.
Please don't use moves more than once. If you do, they become more ineffective or don't work.
No meteorites.
No attacking other players for no reason.
No human abuse.

Bold rules are the important ones, and will result in instant ban)

Because this is a tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with the Brick Wall.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

How do you befriend the tree? Simply start as an environmentalist, and go ranting about why trees shouldn't be cut down. If I find you good enough, you can become a lawyer and sue people. You can't simply say 'I sue you' and deal out damage, but rather use facts to support it.

Here is something you must know: A tree can do what only a tree can do. It won't do anything except grow and be damaged. It can't talk or move or attack, but it may evolve. Do not try to help the tree like it was a human.

Dead users:

afroninja1723 (Banned)
TRUdog(Banned)
Jellykins (Banned)

Current status:

HP: 999,944,939(tree is poisoned/mutated for 3/10 days. -50/-50 HP per day)
Climate: cloudy but not raining.(No sunlight)

I build a hive of carpenter ants next to the tree

But the tree is so tall up they can't reach the leaves.

I seed the clouds with silver iodide in hoping of creating a thunderstorm.

Come on...

i fire my minigun at the tree

-10 HP Total damage: -10 HP

I use the dynamite's lit fuse to burn off the rope, then I throw teh dynamite at zero2212 and run. it was on a timer not a fuse and i shoot the tree with mah magnum

No self damaging please. Warning. -40 HP Total damage: -50 HP

I smash the tree with a chair

No damage as the tree is much harder than the tree.

Current status:

HP: 999,994,889(tree is poisoned/mutated for 3/10 days. -50/-50 HP per day)
Climate: cloudy but not raining.(No sunlight)