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Posted Mar 21, '08 at 2:11pm

Asherlee

Asherlee

5,189 posts

Knight

Quotes can be funny, uplifting, upsetting, sad, and many more things. I love them. So post your favs.

“If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting” - Jack Handy

"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." - Jack Handy

"The good life is inspired by love and guided by knowledge." - B. Russell

 

Posted Mar 21, '08 at 2:15pm

WizardInBlack

WizardInBlack

490 posts

"If you don't know me in real life, you don't know me at all!" - Kolla Krohn

"Kiss my ***!" - John Wayne Gacy

"I just told you I wasn't a Satanist" - Glenn Danzig

Those would be my top 3.

 

Posted Mar 21, '08 at 2:28pm

SnowballFighter

SnowballFighter

140 posts

"If you can hit your target, pretty much ANY gun will do the trick." -Revy

"Don't talk. It makes you look stupid." -Yooske

"Your grievance will be avenged." -One of the Hell Girl's assistants.

"You look like that American guy! You know, Bill Clinton!" -Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga

"She is only a vegetarian, because she has never tasted MY meat." -Ching Chong Chang Gonjin Honji Yonja, or "Drew". (From a Mencia episode.)

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have the crabs, now so do you." -The writing on the bathroom stall walls at my school.

"She's a symbol, of resistance, and she's holding on my heart like a hand grenade." -Green Day in the song "She's a Rebel".

"Why do doctors call their profession 'practice'?" -Something my girlfriend had on her AIM status message one day.

 

Posted Mar 21, '08 at 2:48pm

Hermann0212

Hermann0212

156 posts

i have 1 from here at ag actually!
Those losers... I don't do homework till like 10 at nite- XCoheedX

 

Posted Mar 21, '08 at 3:19pm

Jikek

Jikek

1,255 posts

"tell him then give him a cookie. Cookies solve everything" - Anonymous

 

Posted Mar 21, '08 at 4:35pm

Moegreche

Moegreche

2,845 posts

Moderator

Friedrich Nietzsche has some great quotes:

A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation.

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.

Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?

Woman was God's second mistake.

Okay, 2 more

“Life may be not only meaningless but absurd.” - Thomas Nagel

My mind is like a steel trap - give me information and I'll mangle it and retain it. - Anonymous

 

Posted Mar 21, '08 at 4:42pm

Brotheromar

Brotheromar

87 posts

"I don't have an ego"- simon Cowel

"Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom"- Tomas Edison

 

Posted Mar 21, '08 at 4:48pm

Kurgle

Kurgle

165 posts

"Self-denial is the shining sore on the leprous body of Christianity." Oscar Wilde

 

Posted Mar 21, '08 at 6:07pm

chiliad_nodi

chiliad_nodi

648 posts

Quotes I created:
"the minimap is your friend"
"that witch is never used is never gained"
"each to his own and the world a better place"

Other quotes:
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
 
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation.
   
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.

-For more, here is a URL http://www.quotationspage.com/search.ph … mgm&page=3

 

Posted Mar 21, '08 at 6:46pm

sithman05

sithman05

64 posts

"He who lives in glass house changes in basement"
"He who stands on toilet is high on pot"- both my version of Confucius' quotes