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Kylelolcat
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Like the title says, you are blowing up an A.I.
Rules:
1: No nukes.
2: No memes
3: No chuck norris
4: No posting own damage
5: No black holes
6: If its a confusing attack I probably wont know, explain it thuroughly.
7: One attack per turn
8: If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
9: No healing the wall
10: No being an idiot

Current A.I. hp: 1,000,000
Status: Doesn't actually know who's coming.
Dead:
Location:research Lab
Firewall: on standby
Operation: It's playing Bioshock.

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daleksparta
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I use Impale on the AI. (It's a spike of stone rising up through it.)

Kylelolcat
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I use Impale on the AI. (It's a spike of stone rising up through it.)

The A.I. Does not expect this, but the spike only pierces an inch of its heavy titanium plating. (That's why it HAS 1,000,000 HP)

-100 HP
By the way...
When either the firewall is down or a distracting operation is being preformed, you can use Hack/Infect some of the less well-guarded systems, such as Lazors.

Current A.I. hp: 999,900
Status: Warming up weak Machinegun defences...
Dead:
Location:research Lab
Firewall: Warming up (weak)
Operation: Readying defences
Bluydee
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I put the AI into a giant robott with tons of weapons

daleksparta
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When either the firewall is down or a distracting operation is being preformed, you can use Hack/Infect some of the less well-guarded systems, such as Lazors.


Rules:
1: No nukes.
2: No memes
3: No chuck norris
4: No posting own damage
5: No black holes
6: If its a confusing attack I probably wont know, explain it thuroughly.
7: One attack per turn
8: If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
9: No healing the wall
10: No being an idiot
daleksparta
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you broke your own rule 2.
Lazors = meme (as in IMMA FIRING MAH LAZOR!)

Kylelolcat
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you broke your own rule 2.
Lazors = meme (as in IMMA FIRING MAH LAZOR!)

By that logic, you could argue anything as a meme.
I's a normal lazor, not the Shoop da Woop lazor.
I don't actually know how to spell laser. <--(There we go)

daleksparta
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I use Cube on the firewall in an attempt to shut it down. (cube is ICE element. Impale is earth.)

Kylelolcat
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I use Cube on the firewall in an attempt to shut it down. (cube is ICE element. Impale is earth.)


Does not work (A "Firewall" is a term for a virus protection, don't you know computers?) as planned, but it DOES ice over a section of the wall, so it IS distracted.

Current A.I. hp: 999,900
Status: A small section of the wall is frozen over. Try using fire.
Dead:
Location:research Lab
Firewall: Warming up (weak)
Operation: Defrosting wall
Notes: Computer is starting to learn from these spells... (Damage from spells down by 10)
Kylelolcat
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I use Cube on the firewall in an attempt to shut it down. (cube is ICE element. Impale is earth.)


Does not work (A "Firewall" is a term for a virus protection, don't you know computers?) as planned, but it DOES ice over a section of the wall, so it IS distracted.

Current A.I. hp: 999,900
Status: A small section of the wall is frozen over. Try using fire.
Dead:
Location:research Lab
Firewall: Warming up (weak)
Operation: Defrosting wall
Notes: Computer is starting to learn from these spells... (Damage from spells down by 10)
daleksparta
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FLAMETHROWER! I mean the weapon.

afroninja1723
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i roundhouse kick the wall in the face several times.

Kylelolcat
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FLAMETHROWER! I mean the weapon.


You melt a hole in the wall.
300 dmg

i roundhouse kick the wall in the face several times.


And you break your leg.
60 recoil damage
daleksparta
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I throw 8999 spikes at the AI.

Kylelolcat
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I throw 8999 spikes at the AI.


8499 of them hit the wall. The other 500 of them find their mark.
500 dmg
daleksparta
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I climb up the spikes that hit the AI (if you've got to the boss of Aquatic Ruin in Sonic 2, it's like the arrows there.) and start hammering at the top of the AI.

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