A guy goes to a doctor The doctor says I have bad news and worse news. The guy says what's the bad news? You have 24 hours to live says the doctor The guy says oh... then what's the worse news? I forgot to call you yesterday
ur mama so stupid she threw a bird of a cliff ur mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish ur mama so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes ur mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed ur mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
there was this little kid in a hospital. and he saw a pregnant woman. so he went over to her and asked "why is your belly so big?" and the woman said "I'm having a baby" the little kid was suprized and said "is the baby in you belly?" then the woman said "yea" the kid was so suprized and said "is it a good baby?" the woman laughed and said "yea i guess its a good baby" then the kid was Really suprized and said "Then why did you eat it?"
