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[four year old zombie]French Story "Un Militaire Extraordinaire"

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Posted May 12, '09 at 7:30pm

mattt15

mattt15

719 posts

Well i'm sure some of you guys are gonna laugh but still lol! f i make a English story, i'm gonna have many mistakes. Now i'm gonna make one in French. If you want to translate the stuffs, just search in google for translation and then click on a site and translate. Ill give you 2 good sites:
http://www.freetranslation.com/
Or
http://translate.google.com/

By the way the story is stupid lol. And they might have errors while
Translating...

Ok so here is the story:

Un Militaire Extraordinaire

Quand je rentre dans ma maison. J'ai vu mon chien Smartie qui japper. Cette fois-ci, je devinais ques-ce-qu'il faisait. Il n'y avait pas de son, pas de paroles et meme pas de vents. Alors j'ai encore regarde mon chien japper mais cette fois-ci, j'etais comme un petit espion qui espinne son chien. Quelque chose ne vais pas bien! Mais quoi?

Alors j'ai mis ma main sur sa tete et rien n'est arriver DU TOUT. Ensuite, je croiyais si c'etait un statue? Mort? Ou quoi d'autre!!!

Alors, j'ai appele le 9-1-1. Ils m'ont dit bonjour, est-ce-que je peux vous aidez. Oui, mon probleme est grave, j'habite quelque part et je suis quelqu'un.
-Sois plus precis S.V.P.
-Ok, je suis un garcon avait un grand penis maintenant. Il y a un tres jolie et adorable fille. Je veux toucher ses sains et sa vagin!
-Maintenant, tu es juste un pervert!

Ok, mais juste venez chez moi avec des pilotes, des tanks, des voitures de militaires, un Warthog de Halo 3 et un Banshee de Halo 3.
-S'il vous plait, juste explique moi le probleme.
-Ok, des extra-terrestre sont venus chez moi dans mon lit et j'entends des petits son. Ils vont queleque chose de personels!
-VENEZ CHEZ MOi. J'habite a Mont Everest tout en haut! Je te donne umm 5 minutes! VITTE sinon tu es gai!

 

Posted May 12, '09 at 7:56pm

phsycomonkey

phsycomonkey

657 posts

Ah wei wei zer gud, lol that was  a mix of languages. But That's cool

 

Posted May 12, '09 at 9:28pm

mattt15

mattt15

719 posts

Lol, how could it say that in my story if you translate it in English? Wtf? Could anyone here read french??

 

Posted May 30, '09 at 5:20pm

poboivin

poboivin

24 posts

i can read french and it is realy weird.  so much spelling mistake it makes my eyes bleed, and kills baby penguins.

 

Posted May 30, '09 at 5:22pm

Pois0nArr0w

Pois0nArr0w

1,565 posts

This story is about a french war or something, right?

 

Posted May 30, '09 at 5:48pm

brenda_1997

brenda_1997

842 posts

Could anyone here read french??

Me! But im a noobie. Im still learning. I know all the basics and stuff. At school im learning like the verbs etre,avoir,faire. And some differences into masulin ro feminin... And mores stuff. But I translated the story from the website. It was pretty funny.

 

Posted May 30, '09 at 6:01pm

brooke_1997

brooke_1997

546 posts

I can speak a bit of French. Just what Brenda said. Me and Brenda are the same at speaking French since we learn it at school.

 

Posted Jun 1, '09 at 7:01am

thiswontwork

thiswontwork

110 posts

LOL? I do not get it!
I can speak enough French to understand what you are writing, but I do not understand how the title Militair Extraordinaire fits!

It's basically about a boy who calls 911 because his dog is doing nothing? And at the phone he talks about ***, Halo3 and Aliens!?

 

Posted Jan 30, '13 at 4:18am

Strop

Strop

10,824 posts

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Also that he has a big wang and has a gorgeous girl in his house. And that he lives on the top of Mt Everest. "Prank Calling the Cops" might have been a more appropriate title, lol. The French speaking here will cringe at the gratituous franglais in it too.

 

Posted Jun 14, '13 at 2:41pm

Timurovich

Timurovich

24 posts

Oh My *censored* God. I Hate Google Translate. Learn French or write only in english please.