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DDX
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An old favorite, I'm surprised nobody ever did this one or maybe they did and I just haven't found it.

Rule 1:
Answer the decision above you

Rule 2:
No blatant bad language, flaming, trolling, ect.

Rule 3:

Always post a decision for the person under you.

Rule 4:
Respect people's decisions, whether they are trying to be funny or just think that way.


For example:

DDX: would you rather wake up to a cockroach sucking on your ear? or 2 rats making love on your stomach.

LuciferSatanis:
2 rats making love on my stomach.

Would you rather chew glass? or sit bare bottom on a barbeque grill.

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I shall go first

Would you rather
have needles for leg hair, or
have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the" (ouch).

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Green12324
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Needles for sure xP

Would you rather acid burn a 3 inch hole in your hand, or be forced to swim for 15 minutes in a pool full of hot sauce?

DDX
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forced to swim for 15 minutes in a pool full of hot sauce?


every hole in my body will be burning..... I mean EVERY.... so I'd take that acid burn any day.

Would you have rather have to be solitary confined for a year? or go to an all male gay prison (for men, or for women an all female institute filled with rough and tumble women)?
phsycomonkey
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ooooo youch, I would take solitary confinement.


Would you rather be eaten alive by ants, or be stuck as a public toilet seat at a theme park for the rest of your life?

DDX
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or be stuck as a public toilet seat at a theme park for the rest of your life?


I will not pay people to buy me amusement park hotdogs every day, and only resolve to eat the excrement when there is no one around! >.>

so I choose the ants


an easy one here

Would you rather meet the Beatles? or eat beetle meat?
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duh! eat beetle meat!


Would you rather spit when you talk? or be spit on when spoken to?

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Spit on when spoken to, then I can demonstrate the depths of my dignity :P

Also I get spat on when spoken to as a matter of course anyway, given the state of some patients, it's inevitable...

Would you rather...uhh...perforate your bowel or get a kidney stone?

Note: both of these are said to be the most painful conditions known to man with the exception of childbirth.

PanoNeji
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get a kidney stone.

Would u rather kill or be killed?

driejen
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be killed, sadly i tried to kill myself before and failed >.< xD didnt mean to turn this into a grunge thread.

would you rather see your lover die or eat a pet you've had for years (excluding farm animals)

PanoNeji
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eat the stupid pet:P

would u rather kill sb with a flamer or with a minigun?

TRUdog
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Minigun

Would you rather lick dingleberrys of a dogs butt you don't know or cut your hand with a knife then poor lemon juice on it

PanoNeji
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cut my hand.I have a spare:P

would u rather live in the age of stone or in the dark ages?

TRUdog
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Dark Ages

Would you rather have robots or aliens take over the world?

PanoNeji
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robots and then start Matrix all over again.

Would u rather conquer Mars or Pluton?

TRUdog
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Mars (because it's bigger)

Would you rather get stranded on a desert island for the rest of your life or have no money and live on the streets and struggle to find food every day

Green12324
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Desert Island. You can at least live at peace there, and maybe someone else will join you.

Would you rather be forced to bang your head (as hard as you can) against a brick wall 50 times, or be torn limb from limb by a pair of sharks. (Oh yea, it will last 30 min.)

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