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actually, this is 15. lets just continue on our way.

Several years ago,
I found that life wasn't lost,
Xebec haunting the seas.
To live is to die,
Even when sleeping.
Early eyes see everything,
Never missing.

17. I have 1 thing to say to the poem writers in this forum:

Aahh....

Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin'
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh..)

So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oohh..)
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)

That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you

I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps

Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
Again and again and again and again and again

Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die...
*Squeak!*
Than spend one more minute with you

One More Minute -Weird Al Yankovic

18. *looks to the skies* hmpt. can you do it, can you really earse your past?

19. Well, I got a song to cheer you up, It's The "Bruce's Philosophers Song" by Monty Python:

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.

20. For now I'm not going to continue the counting thing we had going on. The numbers are getting bigger and I just don't feel like thinking of anything right now. xD.

How is everybody?

21.Will we get to 100??Im good

Twenty-two.

I'm alright. Bored, and I should be doing homework, but I probably won't. Instead I'm going to go read a book.

23

Will we get to 100?

24. spam is to mods as magnets is to metal.

25 we must be careful not to ninja

26. Extremely careful, we must be, Talking like someone I am, who it is, you guess?

26. lol.
I like the new title. At least we know that they're watching us. Well, I'm lazy. I just can't think of anything to write to fill out each letter at the moment. When I get a smaller letter I will.

26. and i figured out how to copy images posted on these forums ^.^

27.Triple ninja fail.What a mess