One day Jimmy was walking home from school when he ran into one of the local bully's:
Billy the Bully: Hey watch it bub!
Jimmy: Uh... s- s- sorry it won't happen again.
Billy the Bully: What are ya' scared?! MWAHAHA This guy's scared! Ai'nt that cute?
Random School Boy: Uh *ahem* yes, uh yeah very, very cute sir.
Jimmy: Well I better get going! Bye!
Billy the Bully: Ey'! I'm not finished witchu' yet!
Jimmy: Uh, uh, uh... excuse me?
Billy the Bully: YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE BENDS OVER WE ENTER DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!
Crowd: Oooooo.
Soon there was a crowd gathering around Billy and Jimmy waiting to see what happens next.
Jimmy: Oh! Oh it's on! YO MOMMA'S SOOOO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SAT ON THE NINTENDO GAMECUBE IT TURNED INTO A GAMEBOY!
Crowd: Hee Hee Hee!
Billy the Bully: YO momma soooo fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cause I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
Crowd: Ooooooo.
Jimmy: Yo momma so fat they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
Crowd: HAHAHA!
Billy the Bully: .... okay you went a little too far there...
THE END