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These are some humorous stories I made that are basically all dialogue.
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My tribute to the Anti-Bunny-Group, Enjoy
Bunny: Oh noes! It's the bunny rebels!
Bunny Rebel #1: So we meet again fluffystien FOR THE LAST TIME!!
Bunny: Oh nooooo!
Bunny Rebel #2: Yes! All you puny bunnies will bow before us! MWAHAHAHA!!
Bunny Rebel #1: Time for your extermination! *pulls out gun*
Bunny Rebel #2: FIRE!!
Bunny Rebel #1 *shoots bunny*
Bunny: I will avenge yoooous!
Bunny Rebel 1 & 2: MWAHAHAHA!!!
My interpretation of what might happen if the MODS new where we lived, Enjoy.
Billy: Oh no! Mom the MODS know where we live!
Mom: Armageddon! Honey, get the kids!
Dad: Everyone in the car now!
Billy: But what about Fluffystien?
Dad: Who cares about the stupid cat!
Billy: I do!
Dad: Urrrrrg *picks up knife* *stabs kitten*
Dad: There! Now he's in heaven!
Yeah but thats why the thread is called My SHORT Dialogue Stories
I call this one Strop da- Ninja, Enjoy
One night The Ninja was walking through a dark gloomy alley:
Strop/Ninja: I think I better call it a night.
Voice: Help! Help!
Strop/Ninja: My Strop-a-Senses are tingling! Someone needs help!
The Ninja ran towards the cry of distress
Strop/Ninja: Hmm looks like it's coming from that window!
Strop/Ninja: Strop-a-Strings! Activate!
The Ninja shot a rope out of his rope blasters and climbed up the building toward the window
Voice: Help me!
Strop/Ninja: Strop-a-Sword! Activate!
The Ninja said while crashing through the window.
The Ninja entered a toddlers room. Decorated with Barbie wallpaper. The Ninja stared at the small little girl who appeared to have dropped her ice cream cone. The toddler was scared out of her socks, standing completely still.
Mom: What's wrong swee-
Mom: Get out of her room! *pulls out metal baseball bat*
Strop/Ninja: Oh my gosh! Get off of me!
Said The Ninja while jumping out the window and the mom following
PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT
They were hilarious! Not really stories... just more like a dialogue. Still a little too short, even though the title plainly states 'short'.
One day Jimmy was walking home from school when he ran into one of the local bully's:
Billy the Bully: Hey watch it bub!
Jimmy: Uh... s- s- sorry it won't happen again.
Billy the Bully: What are ya' scared?! MWAHAHA This guy's scared! Ai'nt that cute?
Random School Boy: Uh *ahem* yes, uh yeah very, very cute sir.
Jimmy: Well I better get going! Bye!
Billy the Bully: Ey'! I'm not finished witchu' yet!
Jimmy: Uh, uh, uh... excuse me?
Billy the Bully: YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE BENDS OVER WE ENTER DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!
Soon there was a crowd gathering around Billy and Jimmy waiting to see what happens next.
Jimmy: Oh! Oh it's on! YO MOMMA'S SOOOO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SAT ON THE NINTENDO GAMECUBE IT TURNED INTO A GAMEBOY!
Crowd: Hee Hee Hee!
Billy the Bully: YO momma soooo fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cause I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
Jimmy: Yo momma so fat they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
Billy the Bully: .... okay you went a little too far there...
PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT!
Now don't you make me pull out the Puss in Boots thing on you again...
A story of what happens when someone wins a Pokemon card game, enjoy
Card player #1: I so beat you!
Card player #2: Nu uh! My experience AND health was boosted back in the battle! You didn't win!
Card player #1: Ya I know! I'm not stupid! But remember I used the DOOM CARD!
Card player #2 Nu uh! Well I- I- I... I have no record of you using it though.
Card player #1: Oh pfft PLEASE! I remember!
Card player #1 throws the *used cards* pile in the air in order to try to look for the rare doom card
Card player #2: What are you doing?!
Card player #1: Looking for ma' card!
Card player #2: Well... well your never gonna find it!
Card player #1 *looks some more*
Card player #1: Ha! I found it! In your face! Iiiin your face!
Card player #2: Okay okay! Fine!... But remember I used the Doom Protection Defense Card way in the game.
Card player #1: HU UH!
Strop is always so incompetent, it's no wonder there's talk that he is not a real ninja...
Sorry Strop. I think The Ninja is a cool character I tried to make him smart but then again it had to be funny. So it was hard to do both.
That's the fun of it! He's really a bit of a ditz at heart...
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