Rain started pouring down. The communist east army, not wanting to ruin their new shoes in the mud, decided to halt the advance temporarily. Meanwhile, the western army stopped to learn about another fantastic Billy Mays product.
The rain cleared, and the zombie spaceship allowed its awesome hairdoe into the sunlight. Now, it turns out the zombie ship was actually flown by Elvis. He lowered a disco ball, and all the zombies began to dance.
On the western side, the guy holding Oxiclean saw a spider on the ground. Out of fear, he threw oxiclean back and it landed on two of his comrades.
Ok. The sun came and Elvis's party ended. The zombies, although drunk, are continuing with the invasion. A Nuclear Silo is being developed by the CommunoBamas.
And a ninja zombie is throwing a nina star to cut the flag.
Unfortunatley for the eastern troops, the greatest threat known to Communism apeared, Gorbachev. He implemented pink reforms on the commies, and de activated the silo.
On the western side, the star missed the flag and hit a guy on the east. The advance was halted by spider pig, who gave the climbing guy swine flu. You cannot see his body because he is part ninja, therefore it is stealthed.
Also, spiderpig spun a web upon the western soldiers.