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I would spill even hotter oil on him and make it look like a mistake!

If an old beggar asks you for money and grabs your shirt?

I would kick him and say "Get a job!"

If a guy offered to buy you a top-hat if you gave him a nickel...

Screw him! I give him a wedgie! AN ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!

If a guy dropped his Laptop right in-front of you without noticing that he dropped it?

take that crap! i need one

some cute girl falls and gets her knee bruised a bit?

Of course... I be a gentleman and help her get up and then watch as she slowly falls in-love with me... lol

An old man in a wheelchair flattens your foot and it hurts... A LOT!

Help her up and make sure she is ok and make sure she is cute or hot before offering to take her to supper.

if some sniper killed your dog while you were walking in the park?

I would at charge him wildly.

if some person tried to sell you illegal pets and forced you to buy it?

Kick his dick,take the illegal pets,and drop them down a river

If some psychotic maniac were running around your house wildly?

Shoot him.

If someone stole your speakers on your computer?
(Btw this is just a mimic of 'What if life...'

shoot him in tha knees, take back my stuff, then go back nd shoot both his hands, to make sure he will NEVER steal ANYTHING from ANYONE again

...if 30 people came to strike infront of your house, ranting that you Raped someone, when you didnt.

Take out my trusty shotgun and waste em all! Then i loot their bodies,stuff them in body bags,and then throw them in a dumpster far away from my house

...If a psychopath was trying to steal your dog

Make sure not to tell him that your dog is a mastiff.

If a hobo came and took a s*** on your cat, and then tried to eat it(the cat)...

I'd say to the hobo, "Friend, I realize that your brain has probably disintegrated, and you took a dump on my cat, but since I'm nice, I'll make your death slow and painful."

If you met a Pokemon in real life.

I would trap it in a tiny sphere and force it to do battle with its own kind.

What would you do if the pokemon you encountered tried to gouge out your eyes and urinate into the sockets?

I would gouge out the Pokemon's eyes first,deep fry it,and eat some Pokemon Fries

What would you do if you lost your car keys and you couldn't get into your car to escape from psychotic maniacs holding AK-47s?