oy... this is going Nowhere... for anyone who may not understand this, the advertisements for klondike bars (yes, Evilpumpkinman, that's a Klondike bar) say, "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" and feature someone doing something stupid for a Klondike bar. I assume the guy who made this thread wants us to list what we would do for a Klondike bar.
I'ma start this thing, i guess. *ACHEM* I would sail the seven seas, using only a banana tree leaf and a wooden spoon.