Hm... Motive... mo-tive... moat-ive... hm...

If we were to go by motive.. then the most likely suspect would be... *flips a coin* *lands on tails* Cenere. He was hired by strop to destroy the bakery... Strop was upset at the bakery for not giving him a fresh baguette and instead he got a 2hour old bread... Wait.. has strop ever been to the bakery? I don't remember... (pulls out a list of everything he has stalked Strop doing)... hm.. I don't see it on here... but if he went on a monday, I don't start stalk~ following him till 2pm...

Moderators are more monitored than regular people are.
They would not do it for... For... Ravage, chaos, having a fun time hurting other peop... ... The hippo guy...
You know,that's what trolls would do.
*leans back in a chair, tiredly*

Trolls . . . trolls . . . trolls . . . trolls  4 people . . . 2 suspects . . . 0 answers.  Hmmmmmm.

What, that armored introvert guy who spends all his time in the tavern making upo bad puns and switching personalities?  No, not him.  Maybe the Insane Version though.

Maybe - it could be that reporter over there, that Soulhack guy.  He's been taking a lot of breaths.  Lots of ellipses.  Ellipses are suspicious.  Especially when someone besides me uses them.

A Journalist does not commit arson, unless they are provoked... The reason I take small breaths like that, is because it helps me thing clearly... Anyways, I still think strop did it... he is a horse... horses from my experiences are usually evil devious creatures who will buck off their rider just to get them hit by a car.

Actually, I'll occasionally do that.

'Cept, it wasn't a buck, more like a flip.

And it wasn't a car.

More like a wall.

Soulhack, you're making a lot of grammar mistakes.  You sound nervous.  Also, you keep shifting the blame to Strop.  You're doing species profiling on him to try and scorch the earth, so to speak, and make it seem like he's the bad one.

Are you on an oxygen high or something?  Because you're practically hyperventilating right now.

Only slightly, only slightly. I am not nervous... I mean, come on, why would I blow up a bakery? I would gain nothing from it.

Maybe the satisfaction of blowing up a bakery.

UGH. We're getting nowhere. I'll just lie down.

How do I really kn ow you wouldn't get anything out of it?  The psychopath doesn't tend to reveal his insanity easily.

Also, you say you're not nervous . . . but by the 7/38/55% rule, you're 93% nervous right now.  93% nervous is pretty damn nervous, you know.

No fishboy, we will figure this out... Okay, let's keep Strop out of this then... That leaves The bullman, Cenere, Crimson, Dudeguy, Flipper & Nelly, Frank, Gametesta, Goumas, Ryan, Leon, Parsat, Thoad, and Zlith... Which of these 13 would be the most likely of them?