Just don't do it.

That = Internet speak for "DO EET NAO!"

Old Gregg has scarred the minds of the moderation team forever and evermore. CANNOT UNSEE D:

Oh, that's why I didn't get the reference. I never watched any of that stuff. *HASN'T SEEN*

Also, I snickered for like 20 seconds at the 'Strop suspecting people are staring'-panel.
And again at the looking up into the mirror.

I knew it! You'd need secret police. It's not like the AG mods see all.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Strop is a ninja. He already knows all <_<

Okay, gimme a coupla minutes. Then I will post and you will all have... THE NEXT TASK.

bwahahahahahahahahaa

(Need blushing emote)

.///. and o///o or ^///^ if it's a happy blush.

Saving Strop from doubleposting?

Like, on AG, if you say: "I wonder if [modname] is seeing this thread. lol" you don't get: "I heard that dude sees everything." edited into your post in red letters only minutes later. True story.

You do occasionally get it edited into thread titles, though.

Lol, if we could actually edit posts I'd so be stalking the site to do that...

Whoa there, Zophia. I'm fine with emoticons and all, but I don't think I'm ready to go that far quite yet! :P

You said need! D8

Alright, here it is!

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Interview with the Strop

The door opened into a small concrete room. The only light in the room was the sunlight that peeked through the barred window near the ceiling, opposite the door. This was the storage room of the library, to be precise, but it was still kinda scary.

"Please, take a seat."

The silhouette obscured by the dusty glare gestured to the seat on the opposite side of the wooden table. If one squinted hard enough, they would recognise the pointy equine ears and presume that the one sitting opposite them was Strop, seeing as Strop was the one who issued the summons, but still, one couldn't quite be sure. But one thing was for sure- whoever sat opposite allegedly-Strop was half blinded by the glare, whereas Strop could see every expression, every facial twitch and flicker they made.

"This is an interview to determine whether you'll be going ahead in the Way of Moderation tournament. I have just a few questions to ask you."

And so the interrogation began.

Your Task:

The interviews are conducted one on one, in private. Cen (being away) isn't here to officiate, so take that how you will. I will email you a list of questions you need to answer, and you can then write how the interview progresses from there.

Deadline: TBA

Some ground rules:

1) You MUST answer the questions I give you.
2) The questions should preferably go in the order I give them, but if you have good reason to break this order, feel free to do so.
3) You may add additional questions at any point if you like.
4) Try to write Strop in character. Note that he is going to be brooding, probing and suspicious.
5) NOBODY knows what order they've been called in, and from the time of the summons to the interview, nobody has spoken to each other, so you're all on your own unless you've made arrangements beforehand. Note that this is your perfect opportunity to confuse Strop with conflicting alibis.
6) This interview WILL contribute to whether your character will continue in the tournament proper or not. I strongly encourage you to think whether your character is better suited to the tournament, or has their own plotline to follow.

Any questions? Ask them below! If not, HAVE AT IT!

When you say "answer" do you mean respond to the question in some way that might look like an answer ( id est the "duck and weave" or "idiotic non-answer"), or do you mean actually answer the question?

Good question (especially coming from Leon's player). I mean "you must include the question I give you in the interview" (the phrasing need not be exact, just recogniseable). What you do with the question is entirely up to you.

I have to go for a little bit. So far, I have emailed:

Gantic
Xzeno
Pixie

I'll be emailing: Chill, Frank, Goumas, Gametesta, Thoad, Crimson, Kingryan, Manta when I get back. Did I miss anybody?

~strop