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Posted Sep 20, '09 at 6:33pm

Cenere

Cenere

12,941 posts

Knight

The Bullman. Yeaaah...

That's your own fault.

*kicks can harder* *grympy expression* Is not...

So far I've managed a liter of milk and a piece of apple cake yesterday?

Better than nothing.

Round 4 starts soon, methinks?

Missing three 'testants yet, Strop is currently working on putting it all together and writing the next round, so hopefully in the next week's time.

 

Posted Sep 20, '09 at 6:37pm

thisisnotanalt

thisisnotanalt

8,475 posts

Missing three 'testants yet, Strop is currently working on putting it all together and writing the next round, so hopefully in the next week's time.

:D

Alt want round 4.  Chill wants to look through the wreckage to find his coffee mug D:

Better than nothing.

. . . keep in mind that I flew to Denmark and stole the apple cake!

 

Posted Sep 20, '09 at 6:38pm

Cenere

Cenere

12,941 posts

Knight

Alt want round 4.  Chill wants to look through the wreckage to find his coffee mug D:

Oh yeah~
But there will be no time for coffee when the next round starts! Unless you are Cen and you by coffee means tea.
:P

 

Posted Sep 20, '09 at 6:45pm

thisisnotanalt

thisisnotanalt

8,475 posts

But there will be no time for coffee when the next round starts! Unless you are Cen and you by coffee means tea.

D:

He would settle for tea . . . it's his 2nd favorite hot drink that usually has caffeine  . . . .

 

Posted Sep 21, '09 at 6:31am

Strop

Strop

10,822 posts

Moderator

Yep, I made Cen do the bor- logistics bit and now it's up to me to snip and fill and craft, and before too long (2 days) it'll be up in the Archives, then I will continue with the next round (another 2 days).

Cen... did you still want that 50 bucks?

 

Posted Sep 21, '09 at 6:48am

Cenere

Cenere

12,941 posts

Knight

Yep, I made Cen do the bor- logistics bit

*counts papers in a pile all marked "Favours"*

Cen... did you still want that 50 bucks?

Zophia is making me feel bad about it because she does have money and I have ... 20 dollars....

 

Posted Sep 21, '09 at 8:03am

Zophia

Zophia

8,407 posts

Moderator

*kicks can harder* *grympy expression* Is not...

It is. Just like it's my fault I haven't had more commissioners, because I stopped taking them.
You could just finish that one and start advertising again.

Better than nothing.

Yeah, but still.

Zophia is making me feel bad about it because she does have money and I have ... 20 dollars....

I actually have the equivalent of about 15 dollars on my bank account, but I can't get to them, because not enough to actually take them out, y'know...

Meep.

 

Posted Sep 21, '09 at 8:53am

thoadthetoad

thoadthetoad

5,439 posts

I sat in my poorly lit hidey hole, staring at my pants. "To jerk or not to jerk....." I mumbled under my breathe. I looked in the corner at my .22 rifle and wondered if I should polish it and go bullseye a few zombies. I blinked and looked around, and finally rested my eyes upon the hole in the ceiling. It's light was glimmering down on the  small sapling, right below it. "Looks like it's noon," I said to myself. Standing up and grabbing my small coin pouch, I was about to set out to buy a few bags of beef jerky when I saw it.
  A huge block of rubble, in the exit to my hidey hole. "Huh?" I mumbled, looking closer. it was there alright, not a mirage or my mind playing tricks on me. Back-crawling out of the small hole in and out, I saw the vague image of Cen sticking his head in my hole; with the usual cynical "I don't want to be here" face.
  "The first round of the Way of Moderation (TM) is of agility," Cen monotonously told me. "Please prepare to be pummeld by..." Cen looked outside the hole and I could faintly hear strop saying something. But I was not sure. "Oh c'mon strop, you made me say the (TM), are you really going to...?" Cen was suddenly cut off and looked back down the hole. "Strops awesome balls...." Cen raised his head out of the hole for what I could only be a quadruple facepalm.
  Strop yelled "HERE IT COMES!" In a rather happy and excited voice. A compulse ball went headstrong into my hidey hole, destroying many glowshrooms. "What the hell Strop?! How'd you know where I was, no one knows this place!" Strop remained silent and kept trying to hit me with his balls. Looking around frantically, my mind automatically turning on to "zombie attack" mode, I ran for the nearest window and tried to fit in. I couldn't. There was no escape, except for the hole, which would probably make me lose....
  Suddenly, I  came to an idea I haven't had since the Moderation Wars. I'd blow a hole through a few houses! "Of COURSE!" I yelled, seeing about 3 or 4 compulse balls bouncing around in my hidey hole. I raced towards one of the balls and hit it straight and hard with my fist, hoping that I didn't break it. Extra momentum ran through the ball and it quickly crashed into one of the nearest haunted buildings. Rubble flew everywhere as I made my escape. Strop, being as persistent as he is, jumped into the hidey hole and followed me. Cen, unwillingly, followed.
  Turning a corner and rushing through about 3 doors, I came upon another dead end. Fear of losing the Way of Moderation and the excitedness of being slapped by Strops balls made me yell out in a "HATESPAM" kind of voice, "WHO PLANNED THESE APARTMENTS!?". Turning, I saw Strop readying his balls in order to pummel me. "Oh cra-" Before I could even finish my curse, he had hit me so hard in the head, I was "jellyfaced". My helmet fell off and I flew a good few feet backwards. Another ball hit me right in my abdomen, which hit me even harder, to a point where I broke through the rotting wooden wall behind me.
  Crashing into the street, with a few people screaming in fear (for some whatever reason), I felt humiliated. I felt like I had just been kicked in the nuts and spat on. I felt beyond rage, I felt beyond calm rage. I felt like I was going to kill strop. Getting up in a cliche slow fashion, I started grunting and eventually it turned into a yell. Strop saw this moment as one for joking, and quickly suggested something to Cen. Cen looked forward and immediatly turned to Strop. "You're kidding.... c'mon strop I've already done you enough favors." Strop looked at cenere's face and tried to pursuade him. "C'mon Cen! It'll add effect, it might even  catch him offguard!" Strop insisted further, until Cen finally said "Vageta, what's the scouter say about his..." Cen's voice suddenly went a little lower in embarassment. "Power....level...."
  Strop looked at me, and pulled a compulse ball out of his pack. "It's oVER NIINETHOUSAAAAAAAAND." His compulse ball snapped easily, and broke into a few amusing, shiny, multi-colored shards. I paid no attention to this, and ran headlong at strop, about to attack him for knocking off my helmet. He countered by throwing another compulse ball at my face, but I just head-butt it out of the way. He threw another one at my crotch, and I jumped over it. Any balls he tried to hit me with were missing. Finally, with a running jump, I hit him in the face, so hard that he flew back a good 2 yards, and onto an old, decrepit table. "HAY, No attacking me!" He yelled at me.
  I didn't pay attention though, and continued to wail on him. By now he had gotten mildly upset, and pushed me off.  Like a wrecking ball filled with karma, the simple dodgeball competition turned into a brawl with me, Strop, and his shiny balls. I would telll you exactly what we did, but I might get banned.
  Panting, and on my hands and knees, I had several red marks across my face, and one small shard of Compulse Ball that had just disintigrated from my eye. "Okay okay strop, I give!" I ... begged strop (much to my dismay). "I suppose I'm the first to go in the Way of Moderation, right?"
  Strop had a much better condition than I, and wiped off his bandaged hands. "We'll see thoad, we'll see. I'm pretty dissapointed in you, attacking a mod like that." I looked down, making a complete OTL, and grunted, "You took my helmet....." Of course at this time I had ran back and gotten my helmet by now, but I'm sure that I'll continue to hold my grudge against Strop. Strop simply made a "tsk tsk" sound and ran off, Cenere barely able to keep up.
  ...."*****."

 

Posted Sep 21, '09 at 7:21pm

Gametesta

Gametesta

1,623 posts

I actually have the equivalent of about 15 dollars on my bank account, but I can't get to them, because not enough to actually take them out, y'know...

Am i in the right thread?

 

Posted Sep 22, '09 at 1:46am

Cenere

Cenere

12,941 posts

Knight

Am i in the right thread?

Depends. Which thread were you hoping you were in?

Have anyone seen Jaza online the last week or so, because he has not emailed us anything.

 
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