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Hehe, nice quoting. Consensus, Strop, will not happen within he next few hours or even days. I should have tried to have a more commanding presence and tried harder to get everyone to go about this in an orderly manner.

I'm pretty much unofficially wussing out on the "Strop shoots someone" plan. What can I say, I'm just a spineless wimp. A spineless wimp who would much rather let this GM's plans go unhindered.

I'd still be up for it if someone else wants to champion the make Strop break his oath cause.

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-_-; blehhh quoting fail.

A spineless wimp who would much rather let this GM's plans go unhindered.


Who's to say you'd be hindering my plans if Strop did end up shooting somebody? I've already found a solution to that hypothetical. Don't underestimate my flexibility!
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Ulimited, you forgot to include the massive caffeine doses.


We must not forget that...

The list!

Shave Strop
Put a plastic horn on his head (The worst of torture!)
Tar and feather him
Tie him in a chair with Shibari.
Reap his soul with Naruto reaper
Make him click a button 10,000 times
Ruin his ninja suits (only Thoad has permission)
Brand him with a permanent marker (Instead of a poker)
Feed him laxatives every hour
Get him high on caffeine, so he'll be twitchy while he struggles to get free from the expensive shibari/craps himself repeatedly.Put him in a crate of foam peanuts.
Ship him to Newgrounds as a party favor labeled PONY RIDE.

Lol, people at Newsground will have such a surprise... Pray Strop doesn't accidentally eat their server.

-_-; blehhh quoting fail.


Maybe I should put it in my list (Epic Quote fail)...

The list is so long now, Strop will have to write a book to describe all of them torturing them...

Will only be allowed if you can convince me that your characters are capable of finding my ninja suits. Remember Strop is NOT wearing a ninja suit. His ninja suits are... well, you should know where they're kept by now.


'We give the microphone to Thoad, who claims he knows where they are...'
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Okay, some more edits just to make this list manageable:

Feed him laxatives every hour


You can't do this because Strop is not conscious, and if you do this after he has regained consciousness he will know what's happening! Find a mode of administration other than per orally. Like a suppository.

Make him click a button 10,000 times


Again, this isn't practical, nor is it meaningful.

Reap his soul with Naruto reaper


I don't know how to make sense of this, so will ignore it.

Get him high on caffeine, so he'll be twitchy while he struggles to get free from the expensive shibari/craps himself repeatedly.


Somebody vetoed this suggestion as it stood. Perhaps find a compromise. That doesn't involve Strop repeatedly crapping himself.
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We could dye Strop's mane and tail platinum blonde.
A ninja with a platinum color tail, usually, cannot be very stealthy and a ninja that is not stealthy is not a ninja.

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Who's to say you'd be hindering my plans if Strop did end up shooting somebody? I've already found a solution to that hypothetical. Don't underestimate my flexibility!
A solution that doesn't involve a delay? In that case, full speed ahead! We're getting Strop to shoot some living flesh! Who's with me!?

OK, possible list:

- Shaving: No one has objected to shaving. At this point, it makes it on the list.
- Unicorn horn: No one seems to object to this either.
- Give him laxatives: I'd rather not, to be honest, but everyone seems to be OK with this.
- Some sort of caffeine based vengeance (any ideas?)

Additionally, we have some ideas that no one has vetoed or supported:

- Dye Strop's mane and tail. This doesn't work with the shaving.
- Get Strop to shoot a living creature. Come on, now I wanna see how he gets out of this.

So, what does everyone think of these ideas?
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Some sort of caffeine based vengeance (any ideas?)

Mix some caffeine powder into the laxative making it nasty tasting, and disguising the caffeine.
Dye Strop's mane and tail. This doesn't work with the shaving.

Dye it because if you shave it he will be able to run and swim faster.
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- Dye Strop's mane and tail. This doesn't work with the shaving.
Shave everything except for lower half of his main and the tip of his tail. Colour those.
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Shave everything except for lower half of his main and the tip of his tail. Colour those.


Why not just shave random parts of him and dye the other parts so that he looks weird or butchered if your going to do that?....not that I'm trying to imply anything here...
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main
*mane
Fail spelling. ;_;

Why not just shave random parts of him and dye the other parts so that he looks weird or butchered if your going to do that?....not that I'm trying to imply anything here...
Lulz~ That could totally work. I've got nothing to say in the matter, though, I just toss random suggestions.
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What if we shave all his hair except for his mane and tail off, and dye the tail and mane tye-dye?

AND put on a plastic horn.

Also, my computer's screen is busted, so I'll be on scarcely with my mom's computer... she, er, kind of doesn't know I broke mine yet...

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You can't do this because Strop is not conscious, and if you do this after he has regained consciousness he will know what's happening! Find a mode of administration other than per orally. Like a suppository.


We'll lie it was someone else or something...
Again, this isn't practical, nor is it meaningful.


Ok, if you find so... Still be funny!
I don't know how to make sense of this, so will ignore it.


Don't tell me you've never watched Naruto!!! Only show I watch these days, the rest is crap...
- Shaving: No one has objected to shaving. At this point, it makes it on the list.


Ok, doing those things.

The list:

Shave Strop
Put a plastic horn on his head (The worst of torture!)
Tar and feather him
Tie him in a chair with Shibari.
Ruin his ninja suits (only Thoad has permission)
Brand him with a permanent marker (Instead of a poker)
Ship him to Newgrounds as a party favor labeled PONY RIDE.
Shave him OR dye mane and tail platinum OR shave upper half and dye everything else platinum.
Make Strop shoot someone (Not me)

The list is mean...
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Dye it because if you shave it he will be able to run and swim faster.

Strop won't go swimming. He got - people for that.
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How about we not let him wear his ninja suit for a week and instead make him wear the suit of a bunny.

Meanning, feetie pajamas bunny.

We should also make him run through AG town square yelling: "THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING".

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If we give him a huuuge overdose of caffeins about 30 minutes before he wakes up, he'll get hit with mania, depression, lapses in judgment, disorientation, disinhibition, delusions, hallucinations, and psychosis.

Sounds like fun.

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