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Cenere
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http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/qq1/Cerene_Cerine/hinthintnudgewinknudge.jpg

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thisisnotanalt
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Well, my balls are pure lonsdaleite, which is 58% harder than diamond.

Strop
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Have fun trying to reproduce with those balls, guys

Okay, going out now. I have work to do!

Ernie15
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Have fun trying to reproduce with those balls, guys


Like I say, it's painful, but it will be worth it when I give birth to Osmiridium Man!

After all, how could Iron Man have been born without a father with balls of iron?
thisisnotanalt
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Have fun trying to reproduce with those balls, guys


Oh, I was being metaphorical . . . like Rep. Hank Johnson . . . .
the_manta
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I ripped the pad of my fingertip off on a soup can. Now I have two fingertip pads, except that one is from toddler me and one is from current me . . . .


OMG IT'S LIEK YOU'RE TRAPPED IN TIEM.

Well, my balls are made of flesh. I mean, no one would get anywhere with balls made of minerals...
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Have fun trying to reproduce with those balls, guys


Least we have baalllssss! Unlike some ninja pony that I know...

I mean seriously, we all know Strop doesn't have genetalia because they never show up on the front of his ninja suit ANND we know that horses have quite large bits...
thoadthetoad
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wasn't tungsten somewhere near twice as hard as diamond?

Hectichermit
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wasn't tungsten somewhere near twice as hard as diamond?


nope diamonds are the hardest, tungsten is just makes a good alloy
thoadthetoad
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fine, I have balls made of aerojel then.

megainsulator

the_manta
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Okay, seriously guys.

Get your balls checked out.

That's not healthy.

Zophia
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Unlike some ninja pony that I know...


Stroop-gelding?

I don't think he'd approve.

Plus, there's a warp-tool'd bulge of his on dA.


Also, I have bigger balls than all of you. So big they had to be strapped to my chest instead and declared boobs. ... Yes. ... La~
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I missed the conversation on roundhouse kicks... that's like my 2nd, er, 3rd, er, 4th favorite kind of kick. Eh, what the heck, I'll comment on it anyway.

As mentioned, flying kicks should never be used because of the vulnerability, and, more important, the lack of control. However, the basic principle - using mass and velocity to generate power instead of strength - is an important one. Learn it. Apply it. Question mark. Profit.

so I tend to like front kicks because I can take advantage of that for some pretty crazy height.
High kicks are usually disadvantageous. Feet/legs are farther from the intended target than hands/arms, therefore a kick is slower, therefore it is easier to defend against a kick. Kicks are also generally more tiring, and, frankly, if you need the extra power, you're doing it wrong. That being said and true enough, if you're throwing kicks, it may be best to aim high, as you don't want to actually hurt anyone and kicking the legs in a non-injuring way doesn't do much for your street cred.

To bring all of that together into one sentence: The day people learn to block a roundhouse kick to the ribs is the day I might have to break a knee >:P (Evil tongue out face?)

Also, I have bigger balls than all of you. So big they had to be strapped to my chest instead and declared boobs. ...
...

Nah, I let the easy ones slide.

Point is: Entry's almost done. Should be in in, like, awhile.
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This 2 page long conversation about balls is going to find its way into the WoM story at some point...

Can I get a merit for longest run-on sentence, Strop?


Sorry Manta, you're nowhere near close to my record.

High kicks are usually disadvantageous. Feet/legs are farther from the intended target than hands/arms, therefore a kick is slower


Usually, but not always :P

The day people learn to block a roundhouse kick to the ribs


You realise this is easy, right? The only good roundhouse is the invisible one.
Cenere
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This makes my tired-induced offtopic look so much more legit and relevant.

thisisnotanalt
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High kicks are usually disadvantageous. Feet/legs are farther from the intended target than hands/arms, therefore a kick is slower, therefore it is easier to defend against a kick. Kicks are also generally more tiring, and, frankly, if you need the extra power, you're doing it wrong. That being said and true enough, if you're throwing kicks, it may be best to aim high, as you don't want to actually hurt anyone and kicking the legs in a non-injuring way doesn't do much for your street cred.


But if you get enough height and speed, you can quickly and unexpectedly demolish someone's face. Also, it's generally more commendable for purely kumatai purposes, to the best of my knowledge. But in a real self-defense situation, I'd generally prefer takedown stuffs. If you hit the nerve cluster on the center-back of your hand hard enough, it can disable your entire arm for a while.

This 2 page long conversation about balls is going to find its way into the WoM story at some point...


Just remember that I was being metaphorical. I even mentioned it last page!!!
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