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Posted Apr 12, '10 at 9:57pm

thoadthetoad

thoadthetoad

5,439 posts

I got balls of lonsdaleite.

I have balls of tungsten.

UBER OWNED.

 

Posted Apr 12, '10 at 9:58pm

the_manta

the_manta

3,006 posts

I got balls of lonsdaleite.
Pwn'd.

STOP KNOWING SO MUCH.

Srsly. :P

And how'd you manage to rip your fingertip off? I remember I had the pad of my heel torn off by a refrigerator ventilation grate when I was 6 because I stood on it trying to reach the popsicles because they were too high up but it busted and fell off and took my heel with it and I got 4 stitches and it hurt and there was blood all over the car and...

Can I get a merit for longest run-on sentence, Strop?

 

Posted Apr 12, '10 at 10:01pm

Ernie15

Ernie15

12,548 posts

Knight

I have balls of tungsten.

I have balls of osmiridium. They can do more than just light a lightbulb.

The downside is, it hurts to...well, erhm, you know...

 

Posted Apr 12, '10 at 10:03pm

thisisnotanalt

thisisnotanalt

8,475 posts

I have balls of tungsten.

Thoad, lonsdaleite is 51% harder than diamond.  Waaay harder than tungsten.

That was epic failure, lol.

I ripped the pad of my fingertip off on a soup can.  Now I have two fingertip pads, except that one is from toddler me and one is from current me . . . .

 

Posted Apr 12, '10 at 10:05pm

thisisnotanalt

thisisnotanalt

8,475 posts

Well, my balls are pure lonsdaleite, which is 58% harder than diamond.

 

Posted Apr 12, '10 at 10:05pm

Strop

Strop

10,823 posts

Moderator

Have fun trying to reproduce with those balls, guys :D

Okay, going out now. I have work to do!

 

Posted Apr 12, '10 at 10:09pm

Ernie15

Ernie15

12,548 posts

Knight

Have fun trying to reproduce with those balls, guys

Like I say, it's painful, but it will be worth it when I give birth to Osmiridium Man!

After all, how could Iron Man have been born without a father with balls of iron?

 

Posted Apr 12, '10 at 10:09pm

thisisnotanalt

thisisnotanalt

8,475 posts

Have fun trying to reproduce with those balls, guys :D

Oh, I was being metaphorical . . . like Rep. Hank Johnson . . . .

 

Posted Apr 12, '10 at 10:14pm

the_manta

the_manta

3,006 posts

I ripped the pad of my fingertip off on a soup can.  Now I have two fingertip pads, except that one is from toddler me and one is from current me . . . .

OMG IT'S LIEK YOU'RE TRAPPED IN TIEM.

Well, my balls are made of flesh. I mean, no one would get anywhere with balls made of minerals...

 

Posted Apr 12, '10 at 10:17pm

kingryan

kingryan

4,165 posts

Have fun trying to reproduce with those balls, guys :D

Least we have baalllssss! Unlike some ninja pony that I know...

I mean seriously, we all know Strop doesn't have genetalia because they never show up on the front of his ninja suit ANND we know that horses have quite large bits...

 
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