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Posted Jun 19, '11 at 10:49pm

thoadthetoad

thoadthetoad

5,809 posts

I was completely smashed yesterday.

Only young people, surfers, and people who have actually been smashed can say that they were smashed.

And since you're not a young person or a surfer I can only assume that you've literally been smashed. Why are you writing things rather than resting in bed? What is wrong with you strop?

...I didn't mean to stop writing, because you probably should. Maybe. Do it. I command you.

"Sometimes kids just need a good whacking."

Whacking is never the answer, Strop. Never. <insert safe for work masturbation joke here>
 

Posted Jun 20, '11 at 12:12am

Xzeno

Xzeno

2,353 posts

I was completely smashed yesterday.
I heard. And I missed it D: Stupid second graduation. The one day the Internet would have been fun...

Our citizens have no choice but to trust that we will succeed. There is no viable alternative,
These words are so, so, disturbingly true.
 

Posted Jun 20, '11 at 3:11am

kingryan

kingryan

4,437 posts

Whacking is never the answer, Strop. Never. <insert safe for work masturbation joke here>


Bahahahahahah :P

The music timed perfectly for me, which was kinda awesome.
 

Posted Jun 20, '11 at 10:04am

Strop

Strop

11,085 posts

Moderator

Just checking in, can't update today because my shift ended at 11pm and my next one starts at 8am D:

The music timed perfectly for me, which was kinda awesome.


That is good, it took me twice as long to write the segment because I was trying to choreograph it to sync relatively well. Yay 8am bedtime!

Only young people, surfers, and people who have actually been smashed can say that they were smashed.


I can hardly recommend attempting to emulate the experience of imbibing so much alcohol it feels like you were literally punched in the face by a 500 pound gorilla.

Anyway, I'll get the next part up within the next couple of days.
 

Posted Jun 20, '11 at 4:51pm

the_manta

the_manta

4,696 posts

yeeaaaaah, music didn't work on my end, considering it kept having to buffer.

I can hardly recommend attempting to emulate the experience of imbibing so much alcohol it feels like you were literally punched in the face by a 500 pound gorilla.


the same experience can be experienced by actually being punched in the face by a 500 pound gorilla, although this is far less reccomendable.
 

Posted Jun 22, '11 at 3:51am

kingryan

kingryan

4,437 posts

Oh gosh there were emails! D:

 

Posted Jun 22, '11 at 4:21am

Strop

Strop

11,085 posts

Moderator

yeeaaaaah, music didn't work on my end, considering it kept having to buffer.


Hit the pause button and wait 'til it prebuffers manually you dummy!

the same experience can be experienced by actually being punched in the face by a 500 pound gorilla, although this is far less reccomendable.


I will give you +1 internets if you actually attempt this.

And put a record of the attempt on YouTube.

Oh gosh there were emails! D:


>_<

Go look, discussion is ongoing!
 

Posted Jun 22, '11 at 10:08am

dudeguy45

dudeguy45

3,030 posts

If only my state allowed fireworks like that.

 

Posted Jun 22, '11 at 9:25pm

the_manta

the_manta

4,696 posts

I will give you +1 internets if you actually attempt this.


bro, i'll take no less than 500 bucks plus the medical expenses...
 

Posted Jun 23, '11 at 12:02am

thoadthetoad

thoadthetoad

5,809 posts

I will give you +1 internets if you actually attempt this.


And why didn't I get any Internets when I punched a bear square in the face?

I've been gipped!
 
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