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Also, when I duck it and lunge into the opening, you're more likely to get nailed in the ribs rather than the nuts, which is what would have happened had you attempted the kick :P

On that note this is why flying kicks aren't a great idea. We weren't even sparring (we were playing a ball game) but some years back, I did a sneak-attack flying kick on this guy to get the ball off him and without looking, he did a perfect roundhouse kick into my crotch.

It was excruciating.

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. . . Ninja'd.

Double ninja, cuz I ninja'd a ninja.

Flying kicks also unbalance you, and any experienced student could easily block one, knocking you down and putting you in an excessively vulnerable position.

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They're not practical, but it sure as hell is fun to tackle my friends with a flying kick from after school.

Also, I got scoop-kicked in the balls this one time. It didn't hurt all too much, coz I have balls of brass, but, yeah, it was just about the most uncomfortable experience in my life.

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balls of brass


I got balls of lonsdaleite.

Pwn'd.

. . . anyway, one time, when we were doing a volleyball unit in gym class, our gym teacher was spiking volleyballs at us to return. He spiked one right at me and it nailed me in the balls.

Most painful experience, though, was when I was three and I ripped the pad of my fingertip off. Ouch. I still can't vibrato when I play violin, cuz the pad of my fingertip from when I was a toddler was stitched back on and my finger grew around it . . . I essentially have a double-stacked fingertip pad on my left index finger now, and the added friction makes it very tough for me to vibrato on my violin. Arg.
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I got balls of lonsdaleite.

I have balls of tungsten.

UBER OWNED.
the_manta
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I got balls of lonsdaleite.
Pwn'd.


STOP KNOWING SO MUCH.

Srsly. :P

And how'd you manage to rip your fingertip off? I remember I had the pad of my heel torn off by a refrigerator ventilation grate when I was 6 because I stood on it trying to reach the popsicles because they were too high up but it busted and fell off and took my heel with it and I got 4 stitches and it hurt and there was blood all over the car and...

Can I get a merit for longest run-on sentence, Strop?
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I have balls of tungsten.


I have balls of osmiridium. They can do more than just light a lightbulb.

The downside is, it hurts to...well, erhm, you know...
thisisnotanalt
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I have balls of tungsten.


Thoad, lonsdaleite is 51% harder than diamond. Waaay harder than tungsten.

That was epic failure, lol.

I ripped the pad of my fingertip off on a soup can. Now I have two fingertip pads, except that one is from toddler me and one is from current me . . . .
thisisnotanalt
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Well, my balls are pure lonsdaleite, which is 58% harder than diamond.

Strop
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Have fun trying to reproduce with those balls, guys

Okay, going out now. I have work to do!

Ernie15
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Have fun trying to reproduce with those balls, guys


Like I say, it's painful, but it will be worth it when I give birth to Osmiridium Man!

After all, how could Iron Man have been born without a father with balls of iron?
thisisnotanalt
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Have fun trying to reproduce with those balls, guys


Oh, I was being metaphorical . . . like Rep. Hank Johnson . . . .
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I ripped the pad of my fingertip off on a soup can. Now I have two fingertip pads, except that one is from toddler me and one is from current me . . . .


OMG IT'S LIEK YOU'RE TRAPPED IN TIEM.

Well, my balls are made of flesh. I mean, no one would get anywhere with balls made of minerals...
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Have fun trying to reproduce with those balls, guys


Least we have baalllssss! Unlike some ninja pony that I know...

I mean seriously, we all know Strop doesn't have genetalia because they never show up on the front of his ninja suit ANND we know that horses have quite large bits...
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wasn't tungsten somewhere near twice as hard as diamond?

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