1) If you were an emote...?    :I  Almost a lack of an emotion. No smile, no frown just apathy filled existence.

2) Vanilla or chocolate? There is alrge tub of Neopolitan ice-cream in my freezer (mmm.... ice-cream) anyway... Discounting strawberry from this I'll go for Chocolate. It isn't quite as sickly sweet as the vanilla.

3) What is your shoe size? Dunno I just kinda put on which ever shoes fit. There are some 7's some 8's and some 9's so I would say I'm a size 8. (UK size)

4) How would you get the cake? I would ask the cake nicely if it would like to come into my room (hoping it would fair better against the spikes than me) and wait for it to move itself (well if I can have wings a cake can magically move... right?)

5) If you could go back in time and punch somebody's lights out, what would your witty one-liner be?  It would have to be "you fight like a dairy farmer" for the MI reference which seems to so haunt me lol.

6) At what temperature do you wash your underwear? The washing machine says 40 so I say 40 (degrees celtigrade)

7) Finally: it's over 9000!? eeerrr.... eeeerrrmmm..... well..... I know I shall respond with the Bill Hicks questioning technique of "Yeah? And? So? What?".

I hope this works... >.<

Questionare:
1) If you were an emote...:I would be the seriously mad face >:O

2) Vanilla or chocolate?: Chocolate no doubt

3) What is your shoe size?: Umm I'm not entirely sure because I don't wear shoes.

4) How would you get the cake?:

5) If you could go back in time and Stab somebody's lights out, what would your witty one-liner be?: That was easy.

6) At what temperature do you wash your underwear?: What underwear?

7) Finally: it's over 9000!?: OMG! Ninja Celery!

1) If you were an emote...

I would look something like this:

2) Vanilla or chocolate?

Chocolate because it goes better with everything, except dirty minds.

3) What is your shoe size?

10 and 1/2 Wide  the same size as....never mind

4) How would you get the cake?

5) If you could go back in time and punch somebody's lights out, what would your witty one-liner be?

If it were O'Reilly I would say "Here's something to be delusional about" but otherwise I would just walk away and try not to make a scene.

6) At what temperature do you wash your underwear?

Lava(does that count as a temperature?)

7) Finally: it's over 9000!?

Actually yes my AP level is...oh right that 9000....yeah it is I think I have come to terms with that a long time ago unlike some people like Nappa.

1) If you were an emote...

I'd be one with a manic glint in his eye.

2) Vanilla or chocolate?

Vanilla

3) What is your shoe size?

Big for an orc, small for a gnoll.

4) How would you get the cake?

I'd send my hyena to do the deed. Ideally, the hyena would at least get the cake and die on the return trip so that the next hyena could carry on the last one's task. So on and so forth until I either get the cake or remember that I don't like cake anyway.

If the hyena(s) died on its first trip through the spiky death tunnel, I would have to fill the tunnel with still more mangled bodies until the entire thing was filled with rotting carcasses. I would then use my knife to dig a macabre tunnel through their corpses and reach the cake safely.

This is, of course, assuming I a) must get the cake and  that b) Edward is not around to use telekinesis.

5) If you could go back in time and punch somebody's lights out, what would your witty one-liner be?

Canawful-gnevil one, Nazism zero!

6) At what temperature do you wash your underwear?

At room temperature, with magic.

7) Finally: it's over 9000!?

Hydra!

Sorry about symbols if I missed any.

Yeah . . . I kinda fail at pixelart . . . and writing with the little plastic joystick thingy on the center of my keyboard.

On 1, its not really an emote, but it is what I would be. 3, I have no shoes. 4 I kamehameha through the base of what is blocking me android 19 absorbs the blast protecting the cake so I proceed to retrieve it.5 explains itself,to explain it a bit: I was my underwear in over 9000 degrees Celsius, Vegeta is my answer to #7.

Only doing this to get an excuse to post a questions without it looking odd.

And I was wondering.. I have seen no questions about the last chapter, or rather, the prank... And it confuses me a bit... Are people just not curious? Oh well.

Vise is nicely talented in writing in his own blood...