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The Way of Moderation: there will be a slight wait for the next update (page 562)

Posted Sep 18, '09 at 6:51pm

Cenere

Cenere

12,940 posts

Sorry, I have been having a lot of brain farts lately.

You do not say...
Also: Like this.

Now, once again I have not finished up my entry... But since it is not important in any way, I think it is okay.
Still lacking some lazy butts that seem to be active but might have abandoned the WoM for no reason... Care to check around, people?

 

Posted Sep 18, '09 at 9:14pm

FloydTC

FloydTC

2,848 posts

why is this no longer a sticky?

 

Posted Sep 18, '09 at 9:38pm

the_manta

the_manta

2,990 posts

why is this no longer a sticky?

Because it never was.

 

Posted Sep 18, '09 at 9:43pm

crimsonblade55

crimsonblade55

4,352 posts

Because it never was.

Actually if memory serves me right it was before the WoM FAQ was created.

 

Posted Sep 18, '09 at 9:45pm

the_manta

the_manta

2,990 posts

Actually if memory serves me right it was before the WoM FAQ was created.

Oh?

Still, Floyd has only been a member for 3 days. I don't think he would have seen that.

Unless he's mixing it up with another WoM thread.

 

Posted Sep 18, '09 at 9:48pm

Cholokid

Cholokid

1,504 posts

    why is this no longer a sticky?

Because it can survive on its own without being a sticky. Plus there's already a ton of sticky'd threads.

 

Posted Sep 18, '09 at 9:52pm

Strop

Strop

10,635 posts

Moderator

Crimson continues to impress me with his detailed knowledge of AG chronology... indeed this thread was briefly stickied so it wouldn't fall off the page until the WoM FAQ was put up.

FloydTC, do you happen to be an alt?

Strop you are in charge of posting mine as usual, right? 3:

Yeah... once I sum up the courage to write it. It's the worst of the Klaus-Strop entries so far...

 

Posted Sep 18, '09 at 10:12pm

the_manta

the_manta

2,990 posts

What about my investigative skills? :3

 

Posted Sep 18, '09 at 10:27pm

Gametesta

Gametesta

1,623 posts

That time of the month? just kidding........... zophia..... :P

"Ah. That was a nice nap. And hey! Everything is still here! This is just great", i thought. I slid my right sword through the loop of my Iron Prince crown And slipped it on my head. That way i would be treated with respect! Although some how I knew I would have no such luck. I walked outside into the hot summer air. "Maybe I should go back into my air conditioned suite...."I thought. Then I noticed how hungry I was. I needed to find a restaurant.
  I walked through the gates of Aristocrat way when suddenly I was hit in the back with what felt like a ball.(Obviously the crown wasn't working) I quickly turned around. I had no time for this non-sense. I needed ki- I mean eat, and then go to the library to find information on this "NonameC68". "Who is there?" I said with a firm voice. "Well it's me and Cenere." a dark, muffled voice said. Suddenly the bushes started moving, and out them came two figures. One was a horse like figure in ninja clothing. I had come to know him as the moderator Strop. The other was a young man in a suit with glasses and fairly long hair. "Why are you here?" i asked. "This the first trial of WoM. Agility." Strop said in a proud voice. And on that note he reached for the burlap sack Cenere was carrying and pulled out a ball. He threw it at me quickly. I hit the ball with my sword. It popped easily, but once again he had another ball and once again he threw it. This time i sidestepped it, but as i did this he grabbed another ball and threw it. This time it hit me directly in the stomach. I went flying into a fruit stand. "You want to play games with me? Then lets play games." I said in an annoyed voice. Strop threw another ball. He was laughing so hard his accuracy dropped a 100th of a fraction and barely missed me.
  I flew up into the air to avoid any more bruises from dodge balls. I landed up on a rooftop and tried to relax. That didn't last very long. Strop was climbing the building at an incredible speed. Crap. He chased me with the burlap sack on his back. He launched about three at me 1 hit me. The other two popped. I was screwed."Come on Gametesta! Show me your agility!!!" Strop yelled. I thought he was mad and again launched two balls at me as i flew in the air. He threw balls in 3's and 4's. I dodged them all. I was getting tired. I needed to stop this. I stopped my wings and zoomed straight for the burlap sack as a fell. I cut it open with my swords and all the balls came rolling out. Strop quickly picked them up and as he came up the tip of my sword was an inch from his face. "Good job" Strop said"Now why don't you help pick up these balls." Then he glanced at my swords. Then he said. "On second thought...."

By the look of Strop's face I could tell he wasn't liking being held hostage by two swords.

"Woah there Edward*, let's just talk for a minute?"

I narrowed my eyes. "How convenient, that's exactly what I was hoping to do. Now why are you throwing balls at me?"

Strop gave me a look as if i was stupid. "Are you not interested in the Way of Moderation?"

"Not as interested as I am in some of the moderators. Who is NoName and where is he?" I twitched my swordhands menacingly to shake him up a bit.

"Nemo? What do you want with him anyway? I can't allow foul play you know." Despite the situation, Strop was still a moderator himself and i couldn't help but to recognize the responsibility he had to stop trouble even in a life or death situation.

However i was growing tired of not getting answers. "What if the foul play were done by a moderator?"

"I have no idea what you're talking about." Strop replied almost automatically. "If you have a formal complaint, please lodge a claim at the Armor Court of Great Justice."

I stifled a groan and gritted my teeth. "Never mind, then. Just tell me what you know about the Wilderness."

Strop scratched his head. "What about it, it's the area outside Armor City... always undergoing development, having new sections added to it... it's said there's major ch- what's it to you anyway?"

Well at least i was getting somewhere now. Maybe i had instilled fear in him. "Who's responsible for what goes on out there?"

"McNeely, of course, along with John, Krin, JoeyBetz, Tony, ConArtists... say, these are very strange questions you're asking, Game...testa."

Hmm.... Perhaps i was wrong. Maybe this McNeely character is the one I'm looking for. Maybe I have a lead.

The next moments happened all too quickly. Out of nowhere, Strop's banhammer had appeared and was swinging right towards my chest. So much for holding his neck hostage. Then there was a blinding flash of blue light, and both Strop and I catapulted backwards. For once, that ****ed curse worked for me. Thank god i remembered i had it.  Strop, taken by surprise for once, fell on his butt and sprung back upright, this time pointing an armed bow at me. Did he not just learn his lesson? I now know i have it. I can use it as a please. The time it takes for him to knock an arrow my shield can recharge...... maybe.

"Care to explain that contraband hardware you have there?"

Oh crap. This is not good. Sure i may be able to deflect every shot he has, but if i get into legal trouble, it's bye-bye aristocrat way. "It's not mine! I mean, it is, but I didn't want it. I mean, it's a curse."

Strop didn't move. "I've heard that one before."

"I'm serious!" I pleaded. Strop need to understand I'm not a bad guy! "NoName has enslaved me to be a Game Tester, and I want freedom!"

"That's pretty hard to believe", Strop twitched his ears before adjusting his aim. "What grounds do you have for making such a claim?"

"I... uh, I... um, his name... is no name... anyway, I've risked too much even saying this!"

Strop lowed the bow and dispelled it. "Fine. I'll look into it. Meanwhile, I recommend you just carry on in the tournament as usual, okay?"

I could tell Strop had just ended the conversation. I saw no other option but to leave and go to the library. "Fine. I'll see you next round then." And with a mighty flap of my wings, I took off. I looked back and i thought i heard Strop say:

"Oi, Cen, you done with those balls yet? The bag needs stitching!"

 

Posted Sep 18, '09 at 10:46pm

FloydTC

FloydTC

2,848 posts

FloydTC, do you happen to be an alt?

no but I browsed the forums since around the time of my joined date even though my account was not active due to the fact that I didnt get my confirmation email until a few days ago.

 
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