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Posted Oct 31, '09 at 11:02pm

dudeguy45

dudeguy45

3,038 posts

As Ernie said, " They are all WoMan".

 

Posted Oct 31, '09 at 11:26pm

Cenere

Cenere

14,002 posts

Knight

Stupid suggestions-post due to being... stupid.

Frank-Frances
Pixel-Pixie the Fairy (would probably look hot in that tshirt, though)
Manta-Mantina/Womanta... Let's just say I refuse to use the latter.
KR-What was it... Queen Regina, was it Stroppy? Or Ryanna.
The Bullman-I guess that one is more or less official: Cow(w)oman.
Goumas-Uhm, Godiva, I think my suggestion was...
Dudeguy came up with a good suggestion... herself. Otherwise: Lassgal.
Gametesta-Gametestra, Makeuptesta, something like that > >
Vise-Vivi, Visola, Violet. Or Lara Croft.
Chill-Chili? I have heard some parents give their children spice names > >... Chelsea...
Crimson-*coughpinkiecough*
Parsat-... I have nothing... Paris.
*skips Leon, due to... gnollness, and his/her amount of weaponry.*
Thoad-Thoadsy, oh wait, that's no change... ThoadsytheFroggy.

Obviously it is 4:25am here.

Also, looking up Strip on onlinedictionary was not a good idea.

 

Posted Oct 31, '09 at 11:28pm

the_manta

the_manta

4,697 posts

The Cowwoman didn't cover up because, as Manta pointed out, udders don't need covering. That was part of the joke.


Fix'd that for you.

And yeah, might as well go with Womanta.


But you will NOT make me a mermaid. I wouldn't be a kickboxer then. More like... an... I dunno.
 

Posted Oct 31, '09 at 11:31pm

Cenere

Cenere

14,002 posts

Knight

But you will NOT make me a mermaid. I wouldn't be a kickboxer then. More like... an... I dunno.

Tailbasher? Flyfishfighter? Finndinner?
Btw: You are naked!! Almost...
 

Posted Oct 31, '09 at 11:36pm

the_manta

the_manta

4,697 posts

Tailbasher? Flyfishfighter? Finndinner?
Btw: You are naked!! Almost...


Yes, maybe, prolly not.

Nah, just topless. I've still got my trunks on.
I'm putting a bikini on Womanta/Mantina just for the lulz.
 

Posted Nov 1, '09 at 1:04am

kingryan

kingryan

4,439 posts

PS: LOL KINGRYAN LOLOLOL!


Nooooo....I'm all saggy...its like a good dream where I turn into a girl turned into a bad dream because I'm old!!! Noooooooooooooooooooo

Yeah this is the first time I posted since I was turned into a girl...

*knits*
 

Posted Nov 1, '09 at 5:12am

Strop

Strop

11,085 posts

Moderator

OOC:

Vise-Vivi, Visola, Violet. Or Lara Croft.


I fail. That's not Lara Croft I turned Vise into. It was Cammy from Street Fighter, hahahahahahahahahahaha.

I was going to call Chill, Gail. Get it? :D

Also, I think we'll have to agree to disagree on what to call Manta. Cen can call her Mantina, and Strip can call her Womanta. And it will cause arguments heheheheheeeeee.

I like Scarlett for Crimson. That gets my vote.

Okay, ground rules coming soon.
 

Posted Nov 1, '09 at 6:45am

Strip

Strip

21 posts

A few hours later, back in the District Courts precinct...

Strip clapped her hands together. "Alright girls, gather round."

Strip glanced to the side. "You too, Cen."

Cenere shuffled closer, deliberately keeping his eyes averted. "Oh come on, what's your problem. You know it's just us, right?"

"Mmmbl," mumbled Cen.

"Anyway," Strip said. "Zophia doesn't know how to reverse the effect, so I guess we're stuck like this for the time being."

Strangely enough, nobody seemed all that cut up about that revelation. They seemed actually to the contrary, with the exception of Cowwoman, who had lost her nose-ring and horns, and was somehow white and chocolate instead of the usual ruddy red. And Gail was far too young to be legal under any jurisdiction except maybe some African nations and certain states in the Middle-East. Oh, and Thoad, who had acne.

"Anyway, I guess we ought to try finding a way to reverse the curse. Does anybody have any ideas?" Strip looked around, and saw only rather suspect fidgeting.

"Fine, I guess not. In that case, who wants to go shoe shopping?"

The 5th Round is now open!

ROUND RULES:


You have been turned female! You are pretty much yourself... in a female body. Though parts of your behaviour may have become female e.g. getting cramps, feeling bloated, suddenly becoming very irrational and emotionally driven, changing the way you dress, look, becoming very vain, obsessing about your weight, suddenly feeling a little more bisexual than previously... or being more understanding, more eloquent, more attractive, having less problems with body-odour... it's up to you.

This is possibly one of the most sexist bits of literature on AG ever. I need to emphasise that it is done in the spirit of humour, and that this does not reflect the views of any person involved in this project, or of AG. Gosh I'm doing that a lot lately.

With that said.

a) Your task is to write about the events following the F-bomb explosion. This is going to be a relatively long round (2 weeks or so, because I'm doing NaNoWriMo, after which I have exams), so please, I expect the entries to be relatively long too.

b) Your first priority should be to consider whether or not you will pursue a cure. Or when. Alternatively you could do other things... but I'm not going to talk about those.

c) At least one of the following is mandatory: changing your shoes with every new scene, doing at least one "manly-man" task (e.g. repairing your car/bike) as a female, changing your hairstyle (obsessively), and going shopping only to discover you have magical new powers of bargain-hunting and haggling.

d) Hectichermit is going to be joining this round as soon as we get it organised. He's a herbalist and potions-master and promises to be able to get you cured... or even whatever else you want. More details to come, but if you're interested in talking to him, register that interest via email! P.S. I do not endorse the hermit; consult him at your own risk.

e) Oh, and there is one thing for certain. Try as you might, you will not be able to cure this condition within the scope of this round. Still worth a shot, though.

Alright.

I think that's all.

PRIZES: You Did WHAT!?- to the victestant who comes up with the most creative "cure" (trust me, it won't work).

DEADLINE: 14th November

HAVE AT IT! :D[/b]

 

Posted Nov 1, '09 at 6:48am

Strip

Strip

21 posts

Darn it, posting fail and because I'm not a mod (and I'm too lazy to log in as Strop), I can't change it.

Also, your names are subject to change. Strip has her preferences, Cenere has his, and you, naturally, have yours. We'll come to some kind of consensus eventually. Except in the case of Mantina/Womanta.

 

Posted Nov 1, '09 at 7:01am

Cenere

Cenere

14,002 posts

Knight

Just a mention:
KingRyan is most likely not happy about the change (for obvious reasons), the same might go for Cowwoman.
And Thoad who is a "zitty-faced chick with no boobs". Possibly the same with Chill, who too is a bit younger than the rest.

 
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