Now this is a story
all about how my life
got flipped, turned upside-down
And I'd like to take a minute,
just sit right there;
I'll tell you all about how
I became a victestant in a tourney on a dare.
On the bed of Armor Lake
Born and raised
In the currents are where I spent
most of my days
Swimmin' and trainin',
Kickboxin' all cool,
Sleeping in my bedroom
just like a tide pool.
When my mom came and asked me,
'cause her food tasted like chrome,
to go up to the surface and fetch her a tome.
...bahahaha. This isn't official. Though now that I've come this far, I might as well work with it... maybe...
