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Posted Mar 23, '10 at 6:09pm

thoadthetoad

thoadthetoad

5,439 posts

I poop my pants frequently due to the E-AIDs.

Thankfully I borrowed some ninja suits from strop. I ran out of pants.

 

Posted Mar 23, '10 at 6:50pm

ulimitedpower

ulimitedpower

1,597 posts

My posts, a hazard to your lack of knowledge of things you didn't need to know~

I feel that way...

Oh? O.o

Zophia.....

Do not see that word often. Read it as jiffery for some reason.

Whhhadddd???

OOC is an abbreviation for Out Of Character, used to specifically point out that whoever writes that is not currently talking as their character. (Yay for roleplaying thread. Of sorts.)

Thank god I don't have to ask that, I was wondering myself.

I poop my pants frequently due to the E-AIDs.

Thankfully I borrowed some ninja suits from strop. I ran out of pants.

No comment...

BTW, next time I login to AG, which is tomorrow afternoon (GMT+10), I want to see a consensus!

Strwop must be hardwired to miss my posts:

The list continues!

Shave Strop
Put a plastic horn on his head (The worst of torture!)
Tar and feather him
Tie him in a chair with Shibari.
Reap his soul with Naruto reaper
Make him click a button 10,000 times
Ruin his ninja suits (only Thoad has permission)
Brand him with a permanent marker (Instead of a poker)
Feed him laxatives every hour

This list is so fun to make...

 

Posted Mar 23, '10 at 6:59pm

thisisnotanalt

thisisnotanalt

8,475 posts

Ulimited, you forgot to include the massive caffeine doses.

COMPLETE LIST

Shave Strop
Put a plastic horn on his head (The worst of torture!)
Tar and feather him
Tie him in a chair with Shibari.
Reap his soul with Naruto reaper
Make him click a button 10,000 times
Ruin his ninja suits (only Thoad has permission)
Brand him with a permanent marker (Instead of a poker)
Feed him laxatives every hour
get him high on caffeine, so he'll be twitchy while he struggles to get free from the expensive shibari/craps himself repeatedly.

 

Posted Mar 23, '10 at 8:04pm

Xzeno

Xzeno

2,082 posts

Like, OMG, this is so weird. I pooped myself while wearing this shirt one time.

Strwop must be hardwired to miss my posts:

I didn't know you were a participant.

Shave Strop: Fine
Put a plastic horn on his head (The worst of torture!): Fine
Tar and feather him: No.
Tie him in a chair with Shibari.: No.
Reap his soul with Naruto reaper: Lolwat?
Make him click a button 10,000 times: No
Ruin his ninja suits (only Thoad has permission): Fine, but I'd rather not.
Brand him with a permanent marker (Instead of a poker): Fine
Feed him laxatives every hour: Fine
get him high on caffeine, so he'll be twitchy while he struggles to get free from the expensive shibari/craps himself repeatedly: No.

Anyway, as you can see, we don't all agree on what we'd like to do. We're hosed. Strop will get of free because we can't do this in an orderly fashion.

 

Posted Mar 23, '10 at 9:39pm

Hectichermit

Hectichermit

1,168 posts

Shave Strop
Put a plastic horn on his head (The worst of torture!)
Tie him in a chair with lots of Licorice flavored like earwax.
Ruin his ninja suits (only Thoad has permission)
Brand him with a permanent marker (Instead of a poker)
Feed him laxatives.
Put him in a crate of foam peanuts.
Ship him to Newgrounds as a party favor labeled PONY RIDE.

 

Posted Mar 24, '10 at 1:27am

Strop

Strop

10,823 posts

Moderator

Lol I don't see a consensus happening here!

BTW:

Ruin his ninja suits/quote]

Will only be allowed if you can convince me that your characters are capable of finding my ninja suits. Remember Strop is NOT wearing a ninja suit. His ninja suits are... well, you should know where they're kept by now.

Brand him with a poker

Is not allowed as this is permanent. Drawing on him with a permanent marker is okay, as skin and hair sheds so it will fade.

Put him in a crate of foam peanuts.
Ship him to Newgrounds as a party favor labeled PONY RIDE.

Are you sure you want to witness the consequences of this?

I'll just be building up a material buffer until you guys are all in agreement...

 

Posted Mar 24, '10 at 2:08am

Xzeno

Xzeno

2,082 posts

Hehe, nice quoting. Consensus, Strop, will not happen within he next few hours or even days. I should have tried to have a more commanding presence and tried harder to get everyone to go about this in an orderly manner.

I'm pretty much unofficially wussing out on the "Strop shoots someone" plan. What can I say, I'm just a spineless wimp. A spineless wimp who would much rather let this GM's plans go unhindered.

I'd still be up for it if someone else wants to champion the make Strop break his oath cause.

 

Posted Mar 24, '10 at 5:03am

Strop

Strop

10,823 posts

Moderator

-_-; blehhh quoting fail.

A spineless wimp who would much rather let this GM's plans go unhindered.

Who's to say you'd be hindering my plans if Strop did end up shooting somebody? I've already found a solution to that hypothetical. Don't underestimate my flexibility!

 

Posted Mar 24, '10 at 6:09am

ulimitedpower

ulimitedpower

1,597 posts

Ulimited, you forgot to include the massive caffeine doses.

We must not forget that...

The list!

Shave Strop
Put a plastic horn on his head (The worst of torture!)
Tar and feather him
Tie him in a chair with Shibari.
Reap his soul with Naruto reaper
Make him click a button 10,000 times
Ruin his ninja suits (only Thoad has permission)
Brand him with a permanent marker (Instead of a poker)
Feed him laxatives every hour
Get him high on caffeine, so he'll be twitchy while he struggles to get free from the expensive shibari/craps himself repeatedly.Put him in a crate of foam peanuts.
Ship him to Newgrounds as a party favor labeled PONY RIDE.

Lol, people at Newsground will have such a surprise... Pray Strop doesn't accidentally eat their server.

-_-; blehhh quoting fail.

Maybe I should put it in my list (Epic Quote fail)...

The list is so long now, Strop will have to write a book to describe all of them torturing them...

Will only be allowed if you can convince me that your characters are capable of finding my ninja suits. Remember Strop is NOT wearing a ninja suit. His ninja suits are... well, you should know where they're kept by now.

'We give the microphone to Thoad, who claims he knows where they are...'

 

Posted Mar 24, '10 at 9:22am

Strop

Strop

10,823 posts

Moderator

Okay, some more edits just to make this list manageable:

Feed him laxatives every hour

You can't do this because Strop is not conscious, and if you do this after he has regained consciousness he will know what's happening! Find a mode of administration other than per orally. Like a suppository.

Make him click a button 10,000 times

Again, this isn't practical, nor is it meaningful.

Reap his soul with Naruto reaper

I don't know how to make sense of this, so will ignore it.

Get him high on caffeine, so he'll be twitchy while he struggles to get free from the expensive shibari/craps himself repeatedly.

Somebody vetoed this suggestion as it stood. Perhaps find a compromise. That doesn't involve Strop repeatedly crapping himself.

 
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