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Posted Apr 12, '10 at 9:33pm
the_manta
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They're not practical, but it sure as hell is fun to tackle my friends with a flying kick from after school.
Also, I got scoop-kicked in the balls this one time. It didn't hurt all too much, coz I have balls of brass, but, yeah, it was just about the most uncomfortable experience in my life.
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Posted Apr 12, '10 at 9:52pm
thisisnotanalt
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balls of brass
I got balls of lonsdaleite.
Pwn'd.
. . . anyway, one time, when we were doing a volleyball unit in gym class, our gym teacher was spiking volleyballs at us to return. He spiked one right at me and it nailed me in the balls.
Most painful experience, though, was when I was three and I ripped the pad of my fingertip off. Ouch. I still can't vibrato when I play violin, cuz the pad of my fingertip from when I was a toddler was stitched back on and my finger grew around it . . . I essentially have a double-stacked fingertip pad on my left index finger now, and the added friction makes it very tough for me to vibrato on my violin. Arg.
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Posted Apr 12, '10 at 9:57pm
thoadthetoad
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I got balls of lonsdaleite.
I have balls of tungsten.
UBER OWNED.
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Posted Apr 12, '10 at 9:58pm
the_manta
2,990 posts
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I got balls of lonsdaleite.
Pwn'd.
STOP KNOWING SO MUCH.
Srsly. :P
And how'd you manage to rip your fingertip off? I remember I had the pad of my heel torn off by a refrigerator ventilation grate when I was 6 because I stood on it trying to reach the popsicles because they were too high up but it busted and fell off and took my heel with it and I got 4 stitches and it hurt and there was blood all over the car and...
Can I get a merit for longest run-on sentence, Strop?
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Posted Apr 12, '10 at 10:01pm
Ernie15
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I have balls of tungsten.
I have balls of osmiridium. They can do more than just light a lightbulb.
The downside is, it hurts to...well, erhm, you know...
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Posted Apr 12, '10 at 10:03pm
thisisnotanalt
8,411 posts
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I have balls of tungsten.
Thoad, lonsdaleite is 51% harder than diamond. Waaay harder than tungsten.
That was epic failure, lol.
I ripped the pad of my fingertip off on a soup can. Now I have two fingertip pads, except that one is from toddler me and one is from current me . . . .
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Posted Apr 12, '10 at 10:05pm
thisisnotanalt
8,411 posts
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Well, my balls are pure lonsdaleite, which is 58% harder than diamond.
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Posted Apr 12, '10 at 10:05pm
Strop
10,635 posts
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Have fun trying to reproduce with those balls, guys :D
Okay, going out now. I have work to do!
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Posted Apr 12, '10 at 10:09pm
Ernie15
11,225 posts
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Have fun trying to reproduce with those balls, guys
Like I say, it's painful, but it will be worth it when I give birth to Osmiridium Man!
After all, how could Iron Man have been born without a father with balls of iron?
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Posted Apr 12, '10 at 10:09pm
thisisnotanalt
8,411 posts
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Have fun trying to reproduce with those balls, guys :D
Oh, I was being metaphorical . . . like Rep. Hank Johnson . . . .
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